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Joined: January 25th, 2016, 12:53 am

July 28th, 2017, 11:22 pm #1

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks ... 293528/amp

LMAO!!!! Drew Magary absolutely rips the Clowns to shreds.
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Joined: January 9th, 2002, 2:23 pm

July 30th, 2017, 3:40 am #2

These are always funny, but this may have been the funniest that I have read, yet.

With that said, I am looking forward to the Bengals one coming off of a non-playoff season and with their O-Line strategy, drafting Mixon, etc.
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Joined: January 28th, 2007, 11:34 am

July 31st, 2017, 10:19 pm #3

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LMAO!!!! Drew Magary absolutely rips the Clowns to shreds.
You know Murf loved this line:

"OH YEAH HOOK A CAR BATTERY UP TO MY NUTSACK AND TURN ON THE JUICE."


It's not "Acid on my ballz" but it still works. Right, Murf. And yes, making the Bungles seem competent is special in it's own right. Making Mikey into a competent owner needs an award. Some kind of award.

Just saying.

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Joined: December 8th, 2008, 2:25 am

August 1st, 2017, 2:38 am #4

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LMAO!!!! Drew Magary absolutely rips the Clowns to shreds.
I went to Bengals practice today. Joe Mixon looks like the real deal to me. He ripped off about a 60 yard TD run having to step over about 4 jockstraps along the way. Then he ran right in front of my son and I slapping hands with spectators along the rope line behind the end zone.

Other observations......

Andrew Billings looks like a beer truck; a beer truck that can dead lift 805 lbs. Teams will have to decide whether to double team him or Geno Atkins. Pick your poison.

OT Jake Fisher beefed up a lot during the off season.

Cedric Ogbuehi actually looked pretty good.

I had my son take a picture of Tyler Eifert without any visible braces on. I figure it might be worth some money one day.

The 11 on 11 non contact plays saw John Ross catch 4 passes. All four were inside slants (2 right + 2 left.)

Nick Vigil looked good.

Burfict flattened Joe Mixon on an inside run. I think it was one of those welcome to the NFL Rookie things.

Crl Lawson did finally beat Ogbuehi on a pass rush near the end of practice. Had him set up by rushing inside after going outside the previous 3 snaps. I don't think Ogbuehi laid a hand on him and I'm sure Andy Dalton was happy to be wearing the orange jersey or he would have got squished like a bug.

It was hot.

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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

August 3rd, 2017, 3:39 am #5

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks ... 293528/amp

LMAO!!!! Drew Magary absolutely rips the Clowns to shreds.
I believe you might be in this video, JB. Looks like it has that Mixon run.

http://www.bengals.com/media-lounge/vid ... ef5a22a1ba

If Ogbuehi and Fisher both manage to play well, it will be one of those things that will be talked about for years and years on end. Well, only if the Bungs also manage to have a good season, make the playoffs, and win a playoff game, so... nevermind.
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August 3rd, 2017, 4:43 pm #6

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LMAO!!!! Drew Magary absolutely rips the Clowns to shreds.
That was the run Psycho. I didn't see us in the video though.

Hey is anyone else having trouble with photobucket on here. I can't get it to work.
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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

August 4th, 2017, 3:42 am #7

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks ... 293528/amp

LMAO!!!! Drew Magary absolutely rips the Clowns to shreds.
I haven't been able to get videos to embed.

Let me try a few photos...



Be careful with your choice of beverage at training camp, JB.




You're telling me the two tackles are good?


Seem to be working...
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August 4th, 2017, 8:22 pm #8

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LMAO!!!! Drew Magary absolutely rips the Clowns to shreds.
like, for example, holding off Will Clarke or Michael Johnson is basically proving nothing.

There's a good chance Dalton doesn't start 16 games, let's put it that way.
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1991-2017 the putrid reign of Mikey Brown:
Record in Prime Time: 12 wins, 33 losses (0.267)
Record vs the Steelers: 14 wins, 42 losses (0.250)
Record vs AFC Playoff Teams: 32 wins, 116 losses (0.216)
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October 16th, 2017, 12:09 am #9

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LMAO!!!! Drew Magary absolutely rips the Clowns to shreds.
I know the "we should have fired Marvin and hired Hue" narrative was alive and well even just a month ago but for those keeping score Hue is now 1-21 as a head coach.

Living here in Cleveland, I can tell you that the Browns fans are keeping score.
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Joined: January 25th, 2016, 12:53 am

October 16th, 2017, 12:40 am #10

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LMAO!!!! Drew Magary absolutely rips the Clowns to shreds.
I truly believe the Browns will go 0-16. They're horrible on both sides of the ball and they still don't have a QB. Didn't see a winnable game on the rest of their schedule.
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