New Bengal Hats

Joined: 2:25 AM - Dec 08, 2008

11:44 AM - Apr 11, 2018 #1

A lot of teams are getting new hats this year with catchy phrases or logos.  Jay Morrison of the Dayton Daily News wonders what the Bengals hats will say.  I have a few ideas...

"THEYDEY"
"ASLEEP SINCE '89"
"WE FUMBLED OK?"
"PLAYOFF?"
"WE WIPE WITH YELLOW TOWELS"
"WHAT HAPPENED?"
"WE'RE TRYING DANGIT"
"WE GOT MIKEY YES WE DO WE GOT MIKEY HOW BOUT YOU"    (big hat required)

Can you think of a few?
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Joined: 12:33 AM - Jan 04, 2018

10:24 PM - Apr 11, 2018 #2

Love the Asleep since 89!
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Joined: 12:30 AM - Nov 25, 2007

1:32 AM - Apr 12, 2018 #3

All good ones, JB. The muse isn't striking me, but here's a first stab.
  • Continuities 'Я' Us
  • Not Unacceptable!
  • Marvin's Not Goin' Anywhere
  • Mike Brown Doesn't Block or Tackle
  • Shut Up And Stop Whining!
  • The Sheep Will Come Back. They Always Do.
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" Bell-cow quarterbacks are like queen bees. Only one can take you to the land of milk and honey."
~ What Mike Brown never quite said, but should have.
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Joined: 11:34 AM - Jan 28, 2007

5:22 PM - Apr 12, 2018 #4

I think we have a Sheople Foam-Finger Winner:

"Mike Brown Doesn't Block or Tackle"

But I do love:

"WE'RE TRYING DANGIT"
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Joined: 12:30 AM - Nov 25, 2007

1:21 AM - Apr 14, 2018 #5

Turns out it's officially...  Build it better

Now if that isn't ripe for satire nothing is.  My first thoughts are...

... Build it Bunglier

... Bungle it better

... Baste it in butter


And remember that survey we had a few years back about the cheerleaders? Their hats can read...

... Build 'em bustier


Link:
http://www.bengals.com/news/article-1/B ... 627b8b74d3
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" Bell-cow quarterbacks are like queen bees. Only one can take you to the land of milk and honey."
~ What Mike Brown never quite said, but should have.
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Joined: 2:24 AM - Feb 12, 2011

3:31 AM - Apr 14, 2018 #6

How about "We Must do Better".
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Joined: 11:34 AM - Jan 28, 2007

5:05 PM - Apr 16, 2018 #7

LOL--good joke, Bungles. Now, what is it really? Come'on. You can't go with that. You've had 28 years to "Build It Better".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Another joke on the Sheople. That's just a shame.
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Joined: 1:20 PM - Jul 31, 2001

10:50 PM - Apr 19, 2018 #8

Still in the Ditch
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Joined: 4:24 AM - Nov 11, 2007

9:48 PM - May 02, 2018 #9

How bout......"What does it matter?" with a picture of Hillary on the hat.
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