New Bengal Hats

New Bengal Hats

Joined: December 8th, 2008, 2:25 am

April 11th, 2018, 11:44 am #1

A lot of teams are getting new hats this year with catchy phrases or logos.  Jay Morrison of the Dayton Daily News wonders what the Bengals hats will say.  I have a few ideas...

"THEYDEY"
"ASLEEP SINCE '89"
"WE FUMBLED OK?"
"PLAYOFF?"
"WE WIPE WITH YELLOW TOWELS"
"WHAT HAPPENED?"
"WE'RE TRYING DANGIT"
"WE GOT MIKEY YES WE DO WE GOT MIKEY HOW BOUT YOU"    (big hat required)

Can you think of a few?
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Joined: January 4th, 2018, 12:33 am

April 11th, 2018, 10:24 pm #2

Love the Asleep since 89!
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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

April 12th, 2018, 1:32 am #3

All good ones, JB. The muse isn't striking me, but here's a first stab.
  • Continuities 'Я' Us
  • Not Unacceptable!
  • Marvin's Not Goin' Anywhere
  • Mike Brown Doesn't Block or Tackle
  • Shut Up And Stop Whining!
  • The Sheep Will Come Back. They Always Do.
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" Bell-cow quarterbacks are like queen bees. Only one can take you to the land of milk and honey."
~ What Mike Brown never quite said, but should have.
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Joined: January 28th, 2007, 11:34 am

April 12th, 2018, 5:22 pm #4

I think we have a Sheople Foam-Finger Winner:

"Mike Brown Doesn't Block or Tackle"

But I do love:

"WE'RE TRYING DANGIT"
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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

April 14th, 2018, 1:21 am #5

Turns out it's officially...  Build it better

Now if that isn't ripe for satire nothing is.  My first thoughts are...

... Build it Bunglier

... Bungle it better

... Baste it in butter


And remember that survey we had a few years back about the cheerleaders? Their hats can read...

... Build 'em bustier


Link:
http://www.bengals.com/news/article-1/B ... 627b8b74d3
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" Bell-cow quarterbacks are like queen bees. Only one can take you to the land of milk and honey."
~ What Mike Brown never quite said, but should have.
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Joined: February 12th, 2011, 2:24 am

April 14th, 2018, 3:31 am #6

How about "We Must do Better".
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Joined: January 28th, 2007, 11:34 am

April 16th, 2018, 5:05 pm #7

LOL--good joke, Bungles. Now, what is it really? Come'on. You can't go with that. You've had 28 years to "Build It Better".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Another joke on the Sheople. That's just a shame.
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Joined: July 31st, 2001, 1:20 pm

April 19th, 2018, 10:50 pm #8

Still in the Ditch
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Joined: November 11th, 2007, 4:24 am

May 2nd, 2018, 9:48 pm #9

How bout......"What does it matter?" with a picture of Hillary on the hat.
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