2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

September 10th, 2017, 4:53 pm #1

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
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" Bell-cow quarterbacks are like queen bees. Only one can take you to the land of milk and honey."
~ What Mike Brown never quite said, but should have.
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Joined: December 4th, 2011, 8:07 pm

September 10th, 2017, 4:58 pm #2

Well here I am...another season, another return to MikeBrownSucks.com, another year of being more violated and abused than that girl from 50 Shades of Grey.

Can't wait to see our recently resigned $40 mil linebacker hit the field...oh, wait.

Off to the correct start as usual.
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Joined: December 4th, 2011, 8:07 pm

September 10th, 2017, 5:04 pm #3

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
LOL, first offensive play of the season is a false start. This team looks like a movie underdog.
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Joined: January 25th, 2016, 12:53 am

September 10th, 2017, 5:06 pm #4

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
First drive of the season ends with a sack.
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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

September 10th, 2017, 5:08 pm #5

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Yep, and Ogbuehi held on the play. That will be a microcosm of the entire season.

Too perfect, lol.
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" Bell-cow quarterbacks are like queen bees. Only one can take you to the land of milk and honey."
~ What Mike Brown never quite said, but should have.
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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

September 10th, 2017, 5:10 pm #6

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Where I live in Wisconsin they are showing the Steelers-Browns game on local TV. What is up with that?
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" Bell-cow quarterbacks are like queen bees. Only one can take you to the land of milk and honey."
~ What Mike Brown never quite said, but should have.
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Joined: January 25th, 2016, 12:53 am

September 10th, 2017, 5:12 pm #7

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Penalties, penalties, penalties to start the game. Boy this has started off well.
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Joined: December 4th, 2011, 8:07 pm

September 10th, 2017, 5:14 pm #8

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Probably showing it for people who want to watch AFC North teams with hope, Psycho.

4 penalties in the first 4 minutes of the game. Marv just looks at the camera like a 4th-wall break in a movie. Absolutely no control or discipline at all.

I intentionally didn't follow the team during the offseason to try to keep me off the blood pressure meds. Looks like I made the correct decision.
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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

September 10th, 2017, 5:18 pm #9

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Ravens methodically marching down the field with runs and short passes.
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~ What Mike Brown never quite said, but should have.
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Joined: January 25th, 2016, 12:53 am

September 10th, 2017, 5:21 pm #10

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
D hold them to a FG.
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