2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

Joined: December 4th, 2011, 8:07 pm

September 10th, 2017, 6:43 pm #51

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
You guys see McCarron on the sideline next to Dalton at the beginning of the half?

Poor kid. Arms crossed, pacing, probably thinking "I can't believe I'm doomed to ride the bench in favor of this guy."

Vigil comes out of obscurity to get a pick. Actually, the defense is looking moderately decent, though that may just be in comparison to the offense. Hard to tell.
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Joined: April 23rd, 2006, 10:26 pm

September 10th, 2017, 6:48 pm #52

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Aaaaannnddd Andy got the ball knocked out. Ravens got the ball back.
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Joined: December 4th, 2011, 8:07 pm

September 10th, 2017, 6:48 pm #53

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
I...I...Just...

I don't even have words anymore. Someone help me out here.
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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

September 10th, 2017, 6:48 pm #54

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Where the hell is Hook?

It's the Keystone Kops again!

Oh, God, it really is hilarious.
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Joined: April 23rd, 2006, 10:26 pm

September 10th, 2017, 6:49 pm #55

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Amity, if I heard that woman down on the field right, Marvin was angry about the first half but proceeded to say McCarron would not start. So people who want McCarron shouldn't be getting their hopes up.
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September 10th, 2017, 6:49 pm #56

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
We are done. Great way to start 50th season!
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Joined: December 4th, 2011, 8:07 pm

September 10th, 2017, 6:52 pm #57

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Oh, I don't expect McCarron to actually get any play time. His biggest pass this season will be a bottle of Gatorade to Dalton when he jogs off the field after yet another turnover. He'll either be content with his bench money and open a burger restaurant in Sharonville, or demand a trade.

I just think he SHOULD get some playing time. You don't leave your starting pitcher out after he tosses back-to-back Grand Slams. Sub-50 QB rating? Probably time to shake it up.
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Joined: November 25th, 2007, 12:30 am

September 10th, 2017, 6:53 pm #58

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
If Andy was just playing Okay, they'd have 13 point right now and would be in the game.

For crying out loud, they might have a chance to draft Sam Darnold next year.
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Joined: April 23rd, 2006, 10:26 pm

September 10th, 2017, 6:54 pm #59

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
We gifted the Ravens a lovely 15 yards.
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Joined: January 25th, 2016, 12:53 am

September 10th, 2017, 6:54 pm #60

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Just wait until Thursday when JJ Watt and Jadaeveon Clowney have Andy for Dinner.
Last edited by Bungleistic on September 10th, 2017, 6:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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