2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10th, 2017, 6:22 pm #41

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
2 sacks? or 3? loving it...
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September 10th, 2017, 6:23 pm #42

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Psycho, I think it's time for you to remind everybody what Mike Brown will never do.
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September 10th, 2017, 6:24 pm #43

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Aaaand another sack. This is passing "bad," going through "terrible," and entering into the realm of "farce." At this rate we won't even be able to witness any more classic Bungles Chernobyl-style meltdown action in the 2nd half. They'll never get a lead to begin with.

Somebody give Huber a raise. He's the hardest-working guy on the team.
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September 10th, 2017, 6:25 pm #44

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Oh, there will be many opportunities for that this week, lol!

I'm sure Lumina will have to be reminded, though.
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" Bell-cow quarterbacks are like queen bees. Only one can take you to the land of milk and honey."
~ What Mike Brown never quite said, but should have.
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September 10th, 2017, 6:33 pm #45

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
So let's recap:

Bungs don't want to pay Whitworth and Zeitler; instead pay almost $40 million to Burfict AFTER he's suspended the first 5 (now 3) games.

Bungs draft McCarron in 2014 to add some competition to the QB position and to make Dalton earn his starting slot. Dalton proceeds to **** up the QB position for 3+ years, McCarron only sees play time when Dalton mercifully delivered us from his shitness by injuring himself.

Bungs realize they can't solely rely on AJ Green, add other receiving options such as Eifert, Gresham, et al. Proceed to systematically release or disuse all said options.

Bungs frustrated by offensive drives that stall and end in field goals (often missed by Nugent). Solve this problem by dropping Nugent and ensuring they never get into field goal range to begin with.

Above all, keep Marvin Lewis. He's basically gold. And by gold I mean a wadded-up hunk of tin foil used to keep Mike Brown's meatloaf in the fridge for 3 months.

Is it any wonder we are where we are so soon after the "glorious" 8-0 start a few years ago?
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September 10th, 2017, 6:37 pm #46

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Note to Marvin Lewis:

Andy Dalton is not Ken Anderson and he's certainly not Tom Brady. He needs to make more than a token appearance in the preseason.


Note to Mike Brown:

You so totally deserve the season you're going to get on this the 50th anniversary of the franchise.


Note to my MBS compatriots:

I guess we're not dead yet.

Last edited by psychostats on September 10th, 2017, 6:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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~ What Mike Brown never quite said, but should have.
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September 10th, 2017, 6:38 pm #47

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
What a sh!t show lol
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September 10th, 2017, 6:38 pm #48

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Hey storm, you still like losing?
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September 10th, 2017, 6:39 pm #49

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Bengals get the ball back and Andy sacked.

Hell of a half...for the Ravens.

Because it's the Bengals, I can't neglect the possibility they will make the half competitive and lose a heartbreaker.


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September 10th, 2017, 6:42 pm #50

Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.
Bengals have gotten an interception! We're being competitive!

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