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Chuck Norris Appreciation Thread

Joined: 26 Nov 2007, 16:50

24 Jul 2009, 23:56 #1

Some question why we should appreciate Chuck Norris. Such thinking is life threatening and hazardous. So to save my fellow Tavernites, here just some reasons we should appreciate Chuck Norris....


Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

At a school, kids were instructed that when there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop, and die.

Legend has it, a metal container was consumed by a starbucks CEO, which contained Chuck Norris urine.....therefore why we have espresso.

Legend has it Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.


Those are the reasons we appreciate Chuck Norris.
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24 Jul 2011, 22:00 #2

:golden shower:
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25 Jul 2012, 18:02 #3

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06 Jan 2013, 06:45 #4

I never get tired of these


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31 Jan 2013, 10:33 #5

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04 Feb 2013, 03:43 #6

:Good posting:


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29 Dec 2013, 04:01 #7

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29 Dec 2013, 13:03 #8

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31 Jan 2014, 16:00 #9

:lol3:

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06 Feb 2014, 06:08 #10

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11 Nov 2014, 15:39 #11

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02 Mar 2015, 03:22 #12

Skip to the end.
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Joined: 02 Oct 2013, 13:41

30 Jul 2015, 20:34 #13

I once knew a guy who tried to look up "how to kill Chuck Norris." Before anything could load, his computer crashed.
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04 May 2016, 20:44 #14

thehulkster94 @ Jul 30 2015, 02:34 PM wrote: I once knew a guy who tried to look up "how to kill Chuck Norris." Before anything could load, his computer crashed.
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24 Dec 2016, 20:50 #15

Just stopping in to give Chuck Norris the appreciation he deserves. Too long without proper respect is a good way to get a website drop kicked into oblivion.
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07 Mar 2017, 18:48 #16

Check out the Outstanding Fan Fic section. We re-envision some of your favorite Marvel characters, and maybe some that you have never heard about:Outstanding Fan Fiction

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