It's TWILIGHT time

It's TWILIGHT time

Bob Gutowski
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21 Nov 2008, 16:35 #1

Okay, who saw it?

I was underwhelmed at the interview skills of the pretty but wan star Robert Pattinson on the "Today" show yesterday. Plus, his matted, dirty, perhaps bug-infested hair was a real turn-off.
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21 Nov 2008, 16:51 #2

Bob Gutowski @ Nov 21 2008, 10:35 AM wrote: ... perhaps bug-infested hair was a real turn-off.
Where's a Renfield when you need one?
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William S. Wilson
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21 Nov 2008, 17:42 #3

I thought that only 16-year-old girls were interested in this one?
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21 Nov 2008, 19:22 #4

And my wife, apparently. She likes pastey guys, which works out pretty good for me.

As for the "movie," f that s in the a.
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William S. Wilson
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22 Nov 2008, 19:47 #5

My God...this movie made &#036;35 million dollars yesterday alone!
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22 Nov 2008, 19:50 #6

William S. Wilson @ Nov 22 2008, 07:47 PM wrote: My God...
Will, I think the correct term is like, OMG!
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William S. Wilson
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22 Nov 2008, 20:29 #7

Mark Tinta @ Nov 22 2008, 01:50 PM wrote: Will, I think the correct term is like, OMG!
LOL
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22 Nov 2008, 20:56 #8

William S. Wilson @ Nov 22 2008, 02:29 PM wrote: LOL
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Michael Wells
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23 Nov 2008, 21:07 #9

I see lots of sober-looking adults reading these books in the NYC subways. And two of my thirtysomething professional friends are devouring them, with much protestation about how guilty they feel about this particular pleasure.

(The subways offer a fascinating index of what people are reading, if you keep your eyes open. More often than not, the trends I notice are linked to what's in movie theaters. When I moved here in '96, I saw lots of Trainspotting. In the early '00s, it was Lord of the Rings. Now it's the Twilight series. And of course, Harry Potter has been a perennial for several years.)

The NY Times review of the movie on Friday was fairly cruel, in an entertaining way.
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24 Nov 2008, 04:05 #10

My daughter went to see this tonight with eleven friends as part of their "Drunken Movie Club" where they drink before and, to my surprise, during the movie! She says they laughed all through it and made a drinking game out of something the vampire character does which she told me but I forgot. They kept getting shushed by all the Twilight fanatics around them. (I'd warned her she was playing a dangerous game there.)

I have a co-worker, a 30-something Orthodox Jewish New Jersey suburban wife and mother, who's part of the "Twilight Moms" cult who've devoured the books and will see the movie. I'll hear her report tomorrow. (Fortunately, she didn't go to the same theater my daughter and her friends went to.)

BTW, TWILIGHT grossed &#036;70 million over the weekend while the new animated film, BOLT, which got much better reviews, opened 3rd to results considered disappointing. I guess all the "Twilight Moms" were too busy with vampires to take their kids to BOLT. :P
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Craig Blamer
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24 Nov 2008, 04:25 #11

Brian Camp @ Nov 23 2008, 09:05 PM wrote: She says they laughed all through it and made a drinking game out of something the vampire character does which she told me but I forgot.
Meaningful stares?

Not sure I'm down with the entertainment value of crashing someone's part just to deliberately spoil other people's fun.

Wait for the DVD, call the friends and go for it, though.
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William S. Wilson
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24 Nov 2008, 04:41 #12

Craig Blamer @ Nov 23 2008, 10:25 PM wrote: Meaningful stares?
I'm gonna go with seductive, come hither stares.
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24 Nov 2008, 05:30 #13

BTW, TWILIGHT grossed &#036;70 million over the weekend
And LET THE RIGHT ONE IN has made half a million. :(
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24 Nov 2008, 05:42 #14

LET THE RIGHT ON IN actually opened in Canada the same day TWILIGHT did. Been an Hollywood mainstream movie TWILIGHT got bigger, more numerous reviews, but LET THE RIGHT ONE IN is more deeply praised. While TWILIGHT may have the coverage and money it's LET THE RIGHT OFE that'S getting the respect. Having seen the movie at Fantasia last July, I thinks the movie's awesome.

Yves.
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24 Nov 2008, 12:18 #15

Brian Camp @ Nov 23 2008, 11:05 PM wrote: My daughter went to see this tonight with eleven friends as part of their "Drunken Movie Club" where they drink before and, to my surprise, during the movie! She says they laughed all through it and made a drinking game out of something the vampire character does which she told me but I forgot. They kept getting shushed by all the Twilight fanatics around them. (I'd warned her she was playing a dangerous game there.)
Yeah, a faction of this club took up the whole row behind me when I first saw Princess Mononoke. Laughing their asses off at the whole movie. Charming. <_<
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24 Nov 2008, 13:15 #16

William D'Annucci @ Nov 24 2008, 06:18 AM wrote: Yeah, a faction of this club took up the whole row behind me when I first saw Princess Mononoke.  Laughing their asses off at the whole movie.  Charming. &nbsp; <_<
My intent in doing the post was to point out that not everyone in the book/movie's demographic (my daughter and her friends have read the books) was responding to this movie with the same kind of cultish devotion and girlish squeals that have been widely reported in the media. But...yeah, your points are well taken, Craig and William. I certainly would have been mightily pissed if someone had behaved that way when I saw MONONOKE. :( TWILIGHT fans deserve the same courtesy MONONOKE fans do.

(To be fair to my daughter--and I should have included this in my account--she did get her friends to stop--except for the occasional giggle--after a woman in front of them turned around and pointedly asked them to be quiet. I'm not a complete failure as a father.)
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26 Nov 2008, 12:14 #17

I just saw LET THE RIGHT ONE IN and while I liked it a lot, I think it's being seriously overpraised. Perhaps I would have liked it even more if I managed to see it before reading any reviews.

I have a sort of morbid curiosity about TWILIGHT. I suspect it's just a Harlequin romance for teen girls, but there are enough grownups singing its praises for me to wonder. Maybe I'll catch a bargain matinee during the holidays after I've seen everything else I want to see. It can't be any worse than TITANIC -- another sappy romance that I was dragged to against my will during the Christmas holidays.
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26 Nov 2008, 17:22 #18

I have never walked out on a movie in my life.

...Until TWILIGHT.

My wife, who has read all of the books in this series *twice*, was actually the one who suggested we go. If she didn't feel as badly about it as I did, then I'd say that she owes me big time. None of the leads have any chemistry whatsoever, Kristen Stewart delivers some of the worst line readings I've seen in a major motion picture, changes to the plot and timeline of the novel (which made perfect sense on the page, according to my wife) rendered things incoherent on-screen, one of the major setpieces of the novel is filmed in a stupendously blah fashion (despite the director choosing to cover the scene from *every conceivable angle*), the score is insanely overblown and inappropriate, and then there's the baseball scene, which typifies just how misguided and wrong-headed this thing is...

SPOILER???

Now, I'd argue that just the concept of having a "family" of vampires go outside to play baseball is silly in itself (they have to play during a thunderstorm because their hits are *so powerful* that the thunder disguises the sound...yet baseballs and bats remain intact). It's an extraordinarily dumb thing to have a clan of vamps do under any circumstances. But then to have the vamps DON BASEBALL UNIFORMS??? Do we really need that? It was like watching an undead version of the Brady Bunch -- I half-expected them to suggest a potato-sack race.

I think we left about 10 minutes before the movie was over. We just couldn't take it any more.
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Bob Gutowski
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26 Nov 2008, 17:53 #19

Oh, my.

Nice pic of Ms. Stewart this morn in the Daily News sitting on a stoop and smoking a hash pipe. Idiot.
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26 Nov 2008, 19:08 #20

Had the misfortune of seeing a panel on this at the San Diego Comic Convention and many of the lead actors seemed to be wasted on stage. In fact, based on personal observations and promotional materials for this film and LORDS OF DOGTOWN, I suspect the director thinks of herself as a "party mom" and gets high with her young actors.
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