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Re : DON'T GO IN THE WOODS title "song" --- Fábio Vellozo
Posted by Justin Kerswell , Jul 03,2000,17:36
...Here are those lyrics. Set to 'Teddy Bears Picnic' music and sung by an unbalanced backwoods loon who's had more than a sniff of moonshine...
"Don't go into the woods tonight, you probably will be thrilled.
Don't go into the woods tonight, you probably will be killed.
There's a friendly beast that lurks about,
And likes to feast, you won't get out,
Without being killed and chopped up in little pieces."
...oh the humanity.
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