RJ Tucker
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24 Aug 2018 15:41 #2021



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25 Aug 2018 11:54 #2022



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30 Aug 2018 07:34 #2023

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01 Sep 2018 12:23 #2024



Remember! Cats are pets; dogs are allies. :grin:
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08 Sep 2018 05:59 #2025

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08 Sep 2018 07:39 #2026

Three Nuns

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;'

And *poof* she's gone.
 
The second says, 'I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.
 
The third says 'I want to be Sara Pipilini..'
 
St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he asks

'Sara Pipilini,' replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell.'

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.

'No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by
1,400 men in 6 months.'
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Manyana, "Maybe the job will be done tomorrow; Maybe the next day; Maybe the day after that; Or perhaps next week; Next month; Next year. Who really cares?"
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09 Sep 2018 08:29 #2027

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late fifties.

"May I help you sir?"  she asked.
The man replied,  "I want to see Valerie."
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.
He replied, "No, I must see Valerie."
Just then, A gorgeous Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.

"There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000."
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row".  Where are you from?"
The man replied, "New Brunswick ."
"Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick ."
"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney.
She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."

The moral of this story is that three things in life are certain:
1.  Death
2.  Taxes; and
3.  Being screwed by a lawyer
Delboy AKA Papa Smurf


Manyana, "Maybe the job will be done tomorrow; Maybe the next day; Maybe the day after that; Or perhaps next week; Next month; Next year. Who really cares?"
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13 Sep 2018 11:31 #2028

 A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"  He replies, "Yes, caffeine.  I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"  "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."  Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
 Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm.  You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says.  "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that."
Delboy AKA Papa Smurf


Manyana, "Maybe the job will be done tomorrow; Maybe the next day; Maybe the day after that; Or perhaps next week; Next month; Next year. Who really cares?"
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RJ Tucker
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Joined: 26 Nov 2015 02:34

21 Sep 2018 11:57 #2029



You lose; care to play again?

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- Benjamin Franklin Author unknown



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Mark M
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21 Sep 2018 12:47 #2030

dont think about a PINK ELEPHANT!!! 








doh you loose
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RJ Tucker
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21 Sep 2018 13:08 #2031

Mark M wrote: dont think about a PINK ELEPHANT!!! 








doh you loose
DID NOT!

Sum times I sits and I thinks, and sum times I just sits!  Right now, I justs sits.
RJ

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, and in water there is bacteria."
- Benjamin Franklin Author unknown



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