This cracked me up. I never got around to writing out a birth plan as such (and my OB's nurse said that the people with the 12-page birth plans usually ended up with emergency C-section).
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jami ... birth-plan
yup, emergency c section for me! As I recall, I especially did not want ANYONE saying "pushpushpushpushpushpushpush!! pushpushpushpushpushpushpush!!" And I wanted to be offered no more than very light narcotic relief and to have to ask for anything more. No pitocin or other labor speeding measures. Ah well, the perfect pregnancy and birth ain't gonna happen for me now because I am 100% done.