MSN screen name yaarzeigerman@hotmail.com
Location Here right now
Clan M&M
birthday 4 May 1989
Joined November 29th, 2008, 11:42 am
Last active October 12th, 2009, 5:25 pm
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.