Yes, I lie, I'm a bad person, can we move on alrady?
If you're not havin' fun then what's the frickin' point?
The secret to life is honesty, and fair dealing, if you can fake that then you've got it made.
Hardwork pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
Oh look, only 2555543627, more days still I start caring what you think.