'Zombie' Files - 2017 - MAR

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4:36 AM - Apr 02, 2017 #1

2017-03-31 - Naked man bangs on door at home, police don't show up for 2 hours, in Little Rock (Arkansas):
http://katv.com/news/local/naked-man-sh ... ly-2-hours

2017-03-31 - Naked man, 32, found on Archdale Street in King's Lynn (Britain), near the Gaywood River:
http://www.klfm967.co.uk/news/klfm-news ... ings-lynn/
http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3234865/na ... -arrested/

Note: Here's a Google Maps link (https://www.google.com/maps/place/Archd ... d0.4053729) of the area...

2017-03-30 - Half-naked man slices off his penis and throws it to dogs, in Naivasha (Kenya), near Lake Naivasha:
http://www.the-star.co.ke/news/2017/03/ ... g_c1534753
http://www.mediamaxnetwork.co.ke/news/3 ... s-grounds/

2017-03-27 - Man strips naked and walks around in traffic in coastal Washington DC:
http://wjla.com/news/local/police-calle ... owntown-dc
http://dailycaller.com/2017/03/27/polic ... g-traffic/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/ABC7News/ ... 7202321408
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/DailyCall ... 6514370560

2017-03-27 - Naked man paces around on ledge about eight stories up on high-rise in Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... umpar.html
http://www.thestartv.com/episode/naked- ... sby-in-kl/

2017-03-26 - Man gets delusional on bus, fires gun, kills 1 person, injures another, in Las Vegas (Nevada):
http://www.masstransitmag.com/news/1231 ... s-shooting
http://www.cdcgamingreports.com/police- ... strip-bus/

Note: People are randomly dropping dead, randomly losing consciousness, randomly having 'medical events' and also randomly hallucinating and going insane, so there'll be a lot more of this sort of thing. In fact, if you pay attention, gun-related incidents have been rising for the last several years. Anybody could be insane by tomorrow, including (but not limited to) those who have guns. Ergo, 'right to bear arms' now just means 'right to go batshit with a gun'. Our founding fathers didn't envision a planetary extinction event involving a brain-affecting neurotoxin, so now we're using guns to self-depopulate. The Earth would take care of killing us off all by itself, but the Earth isn't going to be complaining as we blow ourselves away some to help things along...

2017-03-23 - Naked man, 30, sets home on fire at 11:30 PM, gets tased, in coastal Edmonds (Washington):
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-new ... onds-home/
http://q13fox.com/2017/03/24/cops-use-t ... e-on-fire/
http://www.kiro7.com/news/north-sound-n ... /505652384
http://myedmondsnews.com/2017/03/naked- ... e-on-fire/
http://www.columbian.com/news/2017/mar/ ... n-edmonds/
http://edmondsbeacon.villagesoup.com/p/ ... re/1636429
http://komonews.com/news/local/police-n ... uxury-home
http://patch.com/washington/edmonds/nak ... ice-inside
http://snewsi.com/id/17151296680/Police ... in-Edmonds
http://www.wopular.com/police-naked-man ... -edmonds-0

2017-03-23 - Naked man, 43, runs around, charges cops, gets tased, spits on cop, in Stockton (California):
http://fox40.com/2017/03/23/naked-man-r ... e-officer/
http://worldnews.easybranches.com/conte ... cer-117220

Quote: "A naked man seen running through the streets Thursday spat on a Stockton police officer trying to arrest him. Officers located Herbert Comauex, 43, on East Miner Avenue around 10:30 a.m. as he ran naked down the road. When the officers tried to speak with Comauex, he charged at them. An officer used a taser on Comauex in response, according to the Stockton Police Department."

2017-03-23 - Naked man, 26, walks away from health facility, runs amok, tries to get into cars, gets captured, in Saginaw Township (Michigan):
http://www.abc12.com/content/news/Naked ... 57993.html
http://www.wnem.com/story/34989046/nake ... l-facility

2017-03-22 - Naked man crawls around on street in coastal Glasgow (Scotland):
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/22/naked-man ... s-6527765/
http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/sc ... -services/
http://www.briefreport.co.uk/news/naked ... 64868.html
http://metro.co.uk/video/naked-man-craw ... t-1434219/

Quote: "A naked man has been filmed crawling along a busy high street on his hands and knees. A video showed the unnamed man making his way down Great Western Road, in Glasgow, this morning."

2017-03-22 - Naked man runs around, gets arrested, in Eau Claire (Wisconsin):
http://www.leadertelegram.com/News/Loca ... rhood.html

2017-03-21 - Naked man runs into traffic at 2 AM, gets hit by SUV, in Phoenix (Arizona), man injured:
http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/arizon ... 8867-story
http://www.12news.com/news/local/valley ... /424246844
http://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoeni ... in-phoenix
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ ... vp-BByzpg2
http://www.westernfreepress.com/2017/03 ... h-phoenix/
http://www.yahoo.com/news/pd-naked-man- ... 47528.html

2017-03-21 - Naked man shoots 3 people, kills 2 of them, in Kansas City (Missouri):
http://ksnt.com/2017/03/21/naked-man-ar ... nsas-city/
http://www.kctv5.com/story/34961621/nak ... ansas-city
http://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/ ... ansas-city
http://www.dailyprogress.com/naked-man- ... e5d4e.html
http://www.navbug.com/article241546242/ ... s_city.htm

2017-03-19 - Naked man arrested at intersection in Springfield (Missouri):

2017-03-18 - Naked man lies on the ground, roams around, gets arrested, in coastal Melbourne (Australia):
http://www.sfgate.com/news/media/Police ... 795643.php
http://www.bendigoadvertiser.com.au/sto ... -hospital/
http://www.watoday.com.au/victoria/man- ... v15xd.html
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/video/animals/ ... vp-BByiZ9J
http://www.knowyourleak.com/Police-Arre ... 64446.html

Quote: "A naked man who was walking naked through Melbourne CBD was arrested and taken to the hospital for assessment on March 18. Victoria Police told Storyful the man was arrested for willful and obscene exposure and was first spotted lying on the ground in East Melbourne at Nicholson Street and Victoria Parade."

2017-03-17 - Naked man acts erratically, flees cops, gets shot, in coastal San Jose (California):
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Po ... 67353.html
http://multimedia.cbs.com/news/san-jose ... e-pursuit/
http://abc7news.com/news/naked-man-shot ... -/1806799/
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/0 ... -san-jose/
http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/San ... 011648.php
http://wdef.com/2017/03/17/naked-man-sh ... ities-say/
http://www.wopular.com/naked-man-shot-a ... ties-say-0
http://www.dailyjournal.net/2017/03/17/ ... naked-man/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/nbcbayare ... 6363150336

Quote: "Police in the South Bay Friday afternoon are investigating an officer-involved shooting of a naked man who was acting strangely before fleeing from authorities, a department spokesperson said."

2017-03-16 - Naked man with aluminum broom handle arrested in Anaheim (California):
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/poli ... andle.html
http://www.newslocker.com/en-us/region/ ... n-anaheim/
http://newstral.com/en/article/en/10594 ... in-anaheim

2017-03-14 - Naked man, 26, breaks into garage, walks down US 31 yelling gibberish, in Columbus (Indiana):
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/crim ... us-highway
http://drakeinthemorning.com/naked-man- ... a-highway/
http://www.quickjabs.com/2017/03/naked- ... na-highway
http://thenet24h.com/4812026/naked-man- ... ghway.html

Quote: "Columbus police arrested Sterling Wessel, 26, on Friday after they found him walking in the nude and yelling gibberish in front of the Kroger on U.S. 31."

2017-03-14 - Naked man, 22, armed with shovel bites deputy on Deer Cove Road in Flint (Texas), near Lake Palestine:
http://k945.com/naked-man-with-a-shovel ... e-officer/
http://www.easttexasmatters.com/crime/n ... /672450169

2017-03-14 - Naked man, 48, found in ventilation shaft at restaurant in Napa (California):
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/N ... 001187.php
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -shop.html
http://www.eastbaytimes.com/2017/03/14/ ... wich-shop/
http://www.yahoo.com/news/naked-man-res ... 25987.html
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2017/03 ... -shop.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/naked-man-s ... hing-well/
http://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/ ... dwich-shop

2017-03-13 - Naked man seen on cycle path near the A31 near Stoney Cross (Britain), near the coast:
http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/1 ... underpass/
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/1515525 ... _near_A31/
http://thetab.com/uk/bournemouth/2017/0 ... rpass-4359

2017-03-10 - Naked man crawls around and stalks homeless man on street in coastal London (Britain):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... s-man.html
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/11/naked-man ... t-6503744/
http://www.newsdump.co.uk/news/naked-ma ... own-street
http://metro.co.uk/video/naked-man-four ... d-1427675/

Quote: "Speaking to MailOnline, a witness said: 'He was acting very strange and started creeping towards the man. The homeless man started shouting and screaming: "Get him away from me!"'"

2017-03-08 - Man, 30, attacks two women, gets arrested, drops dead, in Roanoke (Virginia):
http://wsls.com/2017/03/09/state-police ... e-custody/
http://www.richmond.com/news/national-w ... fbc7e.html

2017-03-06 - Mostly naked man climbs roof, gets into standoff with cops for hours, in Hawaiian Gardens (California), near the coast:
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2017/03/ ... o-rooftop/
http://www.presstelegram.com/general-ne ... or-5-hours
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local ... 37593.html
http://patch.com/california/cerritos/ha ... s-hawaiian
http://mynewsla.com/crime/2017/03/07/fi ... -arrested/
http://www.newslocker.com/en-us/region/ ... r-5-hours/
http://californiadolphin.com/news/17010 ... or-5-hours
http://www.loscerritosnews.net/2017/03/ ... om-police/

2017-03-05 - Naked 'Wolverine man' runs amok at apartments, charges cops with knives, in coastal Queens (New York):
http://nypost.com/2017/03/05/surveillan ... th-knives/
http://710wor.iheart.com/onair/len-berm ... -15617123/

Quote: "If only his name was Logan. On the weekend the Hugh Jackman movie opens and breaks records, this wannabe wolverine ran though his Flushing, NY apartment complex butt naked, wielding knives and charging at cops who responded to the odd disturbance. He was tased and was unharmed, as well as the officers and dwellers in the apartment. No charges have been filed yet."

2017-03-05 - Two naked men, 21 and 24, go on rampage and damage property at apartment complex in Indianapolis (Indiana):
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/loca ... nt-complex

2017-03-03 - People zombifying in Brazil, especially around coastal Rio de Janeiro:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/ar ... d=11810626
http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2995861/mo ... tal-staff/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... devil.html

Quote: "A terrifying series of events has begun to take place in Brazil; people are arriving at hospitals in 'Zombie-like' condition, not even slowing down even when they've been SHOT! The video below is from a hospital in Brazil. The language being spoken is Portuguese. The man is suffering from, among other things, a gunshot to the face. Doctors confirm they have NOT been able to identify any drug in the systems of these people, but their White Blood Cell Counts are said to be 'astronomical' indicating their bodies are fighting an infection."

Note: Very similar to the two face-eater incidents on the coast in Florida. They didn't find any drugs in either of the face-eaters either, but they didn't mention anything about the white blood cell counts in either of the two face-eater incidents. That could be because cops shot the first one dead when he wouldn't stop munching on his victim's face (and it took six bullets to kill him too), and the second face-eater is still alive and has some medical privacy rights. Hydrogen sulfide is a powerful signaling molecule in the human body though, so besides neurological impairment and superhuman strength and such, it seems quite plausible that it could affect other things too, like white blood cell counts.

Quote: "In the meantime, reports are coming in that more and more people, especially around rio de Janeiro, are presenting with similar symptoms."

Note: In other words, this is especially affecting people along the coast...

2017-03-03 - Naked man, 40, has sex with cow in broad daylight in Mueang Lampang District (Thailand):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... x-COW.html
http://dailypost.ng/2017/03/03/photonew ... n-sex-cow/
http://www.naijavideonet.com/photonews- ... -with-cow/
http://uk24h.com/566197/naked-man-smile ... x-cow.html
http://news.anotao.com/link/gb/20170301 ... ith-a-cow/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/ScottishS ... 4211213312

Quote: "He laughed about his bestiality upon his arrest, and said he could not help himself from feeling attracted to the cow as he watched it grazing."

Note: That's just grazy!

2017-03-02 - Naked man runs down street then breaches security at airport in coastal Sydney (Australia):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rport.html
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/0 ... t-security
http://travel.aol.co.uk/2017/03/02/nake ... y-airport/
http://abc7ny.com/society/naked-man-bre ... y/1783121/
http://abc13.com/society/naked-man-brea ... y/1782727/

Quote: "Footage from Nine News shows the man jogging on the road alongside cars on the ramp leading up into the Qantas domestic terminal, weaving in and out of traffic. He is then filmed running naked through the terminal."