The Sex Life of an Electron

Joined: July 29th, 2006, 1:18 am

June 2nd, 2018, 2:20 am #1

One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to seek a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp, and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode accross the Wheatstone Bridge, passed by the sine waves and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current. Micro Farad, attracted by Millies characteristic curves, soon had her so
fully charged and excited that her resistance was at a minimum. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her reluctance.

He pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it into her socket; connecting them in parallel. He began short-circuiting her resistance shunt and the fully excited Millie moaned "ohm, ohm, ohm!" With his tube operating at a maximum, and her field vibrating with his current flow, he caused her shunt to overheat and Micro Farad was rapidly discharged and drained of every free electron.

They fluxed all night, trying various connections, sockets and even tried some circuit diagrams from a magazine. Their E-M field fluctuated in the darkness, until Micro's magnet had a soft core, and lost all of its field strength. Afterwards, Millie tried self- induction and damaged her solenoids. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite her field, so they
reversed polarity, and blew each other's fuses until morning.
Michael McMurtrey
IPMS-USA #1746
IPMS-Canada #1426
CAHS #5646
Carrollton, TX

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Joined: October 24th, 2007, 10:03 pm

June 2nd, 2018, 2:45 am #2

Shocking I tell you, simply shocking! Lot’s, and lot’s of skin effect going on! It’s enough to make your Smith Charts get singed.
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Joined: February 27th, 2005, 5:37 pm

June 2nd, 2018, 9:14 pm #3

Revolting! I didn't know you had the capacity to write stories like that. In the future, I hope you resist uploading things like that. I myself have the potential to think up  but still have lots of reluctance to post such puns.
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Joined: July 29th, 2006, 1:18 am

June 3rd, 2018, 12:37 am #4

Roger Manning wrote: Revolting! I didn't know you had the capacity to write stories like that. In the future, I hope you resist uploading things like that. I myself have the potential to think up  but still have lots of reluctance to post such puns.
I can't take credit for it; I found it on another web site. Seemed too good not to share with the Hyperscale community.
Michael McMurtrey
IPMS-USA #1746
IPMS-Canada #1426
CAHS #5646
Carrollton, TX

Proud IPMS-USA Low Number Thumper!
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