I'm bored. What to do? ... I've got it! ... Another time wasting topic! ... what could be annoying and boring ....

RetroRice
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April 16th, 2018, 6:04 am #1

I've got it. I'll call it "Forgotten But Not Gone"

The concept is to help each other find closure for the times we have been
stuck with an incredibly boring blowhard for more than twenty minutes.
You know the type. They hang out at places like the midwest chopper builders pals or something like that and are active on various forums.

The best one I met went by the name Blondie or Blondy. Her owner couldn't remember and I've already forgotten his.

Many of these we all know. Wannabees like that Slipp guy from Iowa whose wife is super patiant. Most of the bikers ther were very cool, friendly, and interesting.
That being said I must admit that I met a bunch of forgettable characters at the same "Build a Midwestener" thing in Iowa. They had silly names like Rake, Baz, Rat, Chuck VD, Red, Pepper, Fritz, Gurnee, and some of Slipp's boys. These people even tried to get some attention by siphoning gas from my bike so when I ran out of gas they made it sound like I was a chump who wasn't smart enough to check his own gas. Twice. I still haven't figured out how they did it the first time but I know it was them. Sneaky bums.

More to come.
Ah ... to be young and stupid again instead of old and still stupid ...
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April 16th, 2018, 3:20 pm #2

If he doesn't remember my silly name, am I forgettable or unforgettable?  #tongueincheek
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April 16th, 2018, 4:34 pm #3

We made your bag fall off your trailer too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
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April 16th, 2018, 6:50 pm #4

Pfunky,
You are someone worth remembering. Some names are kind of jumbled in what's remains of my brain.
One of my therapists prescribed a new medicine to help me feel less guilty about looking so good. Believe me being gods gift to women isn't easy. Heck I spend at least an hour every morning just getting my hair right.
That pressure coupled with a few other non prescription self medicating substances over the years, makes my mind a little fuzzy at times.
So don't worry Pmonkey I'm sure to remember your name.
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April 16th, 2018, 6:55 pm #5

And Charles, I just checked my bag. It's right where it should be. You have always been jealous of me so I expected some twisted reference to my sack.
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April 16th, 2018, 9:12 pm #6

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble.  When you're perfect in every way. 

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April 16th, 2018, 9:39 pm #7

I promise you clowns I will never forget you!  That goes for you too Pmonkey!!!
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April 16th, 2018, 10:01 pm #8

Pfunky wrote: Oh Lord it's hard to be humble.  When you're perfect in every way. 

Boy it sure is!!
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April 16th, 2018, 11:22 pm #9

Who is this RetroLouse?
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April 17th, 2018, 5:32 pm #10

rakeNtrail wrote: Who is this RetroLouse?
That's my cousin. But a lot of people mistake him for his cousin RocketLice. His mom comes from south america.
Her name is RhumbaNice.
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