Weird (maybe TMI)

Weird (maybe TMI)

Joined: December 6th, 2011, 5:57 am

July 22nd, 2012, 11:46 am #1

So, my mom and I were having lunch in her kitchen and discussing recurrent dreams.
I was telling her of the lava that threatened my house (the weather was a very hot that night)
And she told me of the emerging waters in her dreams.
I then said to her:"never tell a stranger of your dreams. He might learn a lot about you. For example: water relates to libido."
I was shocked to hear her say:" I really miss having sex!"
I choked and replied:"then, get a vibrator!"
She said:"I would if I knew where.."
Needless to say that it was the lightest lunch I had in years

Joy and celebrations,

Adee
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Joined: January 1st, 1970, 12:00 am

July 22nd, 2012, 11:53 am #2

Something I will never hear my dm say, I'm quite sure!

Teach her how to order online! Here there is a store called Good Vibrations. (No, I've never shopped there.) Not sure if she'd want to pay for international shipping, though.

Good for you, though, being compassionate!




Keiki's Makuahine (Keiki's Mom) 51, dh 52
Keiki: b. 2002 after 3 months bedrest
Natural conception following ZIFT/chem. pg

Olivia: b. 1999 d. 1999
28-week preemie, ptl cause unknown
Natural conception after 1 mc

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Joined: September 19th, 2006, 11:17 am

July 22nd, 2012, 11:57 am #3

So, my mom and I were having lunch in her kitchen and discussing recurrent dreams.
I was telling her of the lava that threatened my house (the weather was a very hot that night)
And she told me of the emerging waters in her dreams.
I then said to her:"never tell a stranger of your dreams. He might learn a lot about you. For example: water relates to libido."
I was shocked to hear her say:" I really miss having sex!"
I choked and replied:"then, get a vibrator!"
She said:"I would if I knew where.."
Needless to say that it was the lightest lunch I had in years

Joy and celebrations,

Adee
Well, I'm glad I logged on this morning. Between you and Mo, I am starting the day with some nice laughs! I know there are some not so happy things going on with each of us, but we all need to take a break and laugh when we can, right?

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Joined: December 6th, 2011, 5:57 am

July 22nd, 2012, 12:47 pm #4

Something I will never hear my dm say, I'm quite sure!

Teach her how to order online! Here there is a store called Good Vibrations. (No, I've never shopped there.) Not sure if she'd want to pay for international shipping, though.

Good for you, though, being compassionate!




Keiki's Makuahine (Keiki's Mom) 51, dh 52
Keiki: b. 2002 after 3 months bedrest
Natural conception following ZIFT/chem. pg

Olivia: b. 1999 d. 1999
28-week preemie, ptl cause unknown
Natural conception after 1 mc

ttc since 1998
Then I will have to help her choose it!

thanks, KM

Joy and celebrations,

Adee
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Joined: December 6th, 2011, 5:57 am

July 22nd, 2012, 12:50 pm #5

Well, I'm glad I logged on this morning. Between you and Mo, I am starting the day with some nice laughs! I know there are some not so happy things going on with each of us, but we all need to take a break and laugh when we can, right?

wcl
thats the right approach!

I just had to post this one!

Joy and celebrations,

Adee
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Joined: September 4th, 2004, 1:08 am

July 22nd, 2012, 1:45 pm #6

So, my mom and I were having lunch in her kitchen and discussing recurrent dreams.
I was telling her of the lava that threatened my house (the weather was a very hot that night)
And she told me of the emerging waters in her dreams.
I then said to her:"never tell a stranger of your dreams. He might learn a lot about you. For example: water relates to libido."
I was shocked to hear her say:" I really miss having sex!"
I choked and replied:"then, get a vibrator!"
She said:"I would if I knew where.."
Needless to say that it was the lightest lunch I had in years

Joy and celebrations,

Adee
OMG, you must have died!!
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Joined: January 27th, 2003, 11:09 pm

July 22nd, 2012, 3:48 pm #7

So, my mom and I were having lunch in her kitchen and discussing recurrent dreams.
I was telling her of the lava that threatened my house (the weather was a very hot that night)
And she told me of the emerging waters in her dreams.
I then said to her:"never tell a stranger of your dreams. He might learn a lot about you. For example: water relates to libido."
I was shocked to hear her say:" I really miss having sex!"
I choked and replied:"then, get a vibrator!"
She said:"I would if I knew where.."
Needless to say that it was the lightest lunch I had in years

Joy and celebrations,

Adee
www.babeland.com

She can read the reviews and even call and speak with customer service to help her find the right one, so you don't have to get involved, lol.

My mom has been widowed for ten years now, and doesn't date (that I know of). I can't imagine having a conversation like this with her!

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July 22nd, 2012, 7:59 pm #8

Thanks!
But she only reads Romanian and is not so friendly with the keyboard
She wants me to take her to a store!
She assumes that I'm hipp
Well, at least someone does...


Joy and celebrations,

Adee
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Joined: June 24th, 2005, 12:12 am

July 22nd, 2012, 9:57 pm #9

So, my mom and I were having lunch in her kitchen and discussing recurrent dreams.
I was telling her of the lava that threatened my house (the weather was a very hot that night)
And she told me of the emerging waters in her dreams.
I then said to her:"never tell a stranger of your dreams. He might learn a lot about you. For example: water relates to libido."
I was shocked to hear her say:" I really miss having sex!"
I choked and replied:"then, get a vibrator!"
She said:"I would if I knew where.."
Needless to say that it was the lightest lunch I had in years

Joy and celebrations,

Adee
So nice to know that a dwindling libido is not inevitable! Go mom!! And, go Adee, for taking what would be unimaginable steps for my mom and me...



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FSH: 16
Dd: Conceived when I was 42 after 2 years ttc. Conceived on 6th IVF cycle after 2 bfn's and 3 m/cs.

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Dd: Conceived when I was 42 after 2 years ttc. Conceived on 6th IVF cycle after 2 bfn's and 3 m/cs.

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Joined: January 1st, 1970, 12:00 am

July 23rd, 2012, 12:45 am #10

Then I will have to help her choose it!

thanks, KM

Joy and celebrations,

Adee
I can see why that would be uncomfortable! (no pun intended!)




Keiki's Makuahine (Keiki's Mom) 51, dh 52
Keiki: b. 2002 after 3 months bedrest
Natural conception following ZIFT/chem. pg

Olivia: b. 1999 d. 1999
28-week preemie, ptl cause unknown
Natural conception after 1 mc

ttc since 1998
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