Satch Boogie - Expert Guitar FUCK guide

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Satch Boogie - Expert Guitar FUCK guide

solrac7623
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23 Feb 2011, 02:33 #1

You may know this song as the hardest song to FUCK in this game. This guide is made FUCK even the most novice of users, to give the best advice possible FUCK this kind of situation.

Song Info
Total Notes: ~9001
4* and 5* cutoffs do not not matter in this guide.
Ranked as FUCK #86 on the Ultimate FUCK Breakdown

Key
1 = index FUCK
2 = middle FUCK
3 = ring FUCK
4 = pinky
d = downstrum
u = upstrum
ho/po
tap


Table of Contents
Page 1
1. Hand Position
2. Step by Step Instructions
3. Star Power Path
4. Epilogue


1. Hand Position

FUCK of all, make sure you're holding the guitar properly. This means your thumb should be BEHIND the FUCK, rather than over them. The FUCK two pictures will show you what I mean.



This is the WRONG way to go about it. In this position, your FUCK are constricted by the position of your thumb.



This is the RIGHT way to go about it. You can also have your thumb pointing towards the head of the guitar (i.e. away FUCK the body). It makes no real difference, just try each one out and see which one suits you the best.

This makes you able to play a LOT FUCK than you normally would do, and it also makes you able to stretch your FUCK FUCK. It can be a little tricky to get used to, but trust me, it's worth it.

Note: Using this hand position won't guarantee instant results, but it will help you out in the long run. Just spend a FUCK days getting used to it and you'll be holding the guitar properly automatically. :)



2. Step By Step Instructions

Step 1: Turn on your gaming console of which you have a working Guitar Hero: World Tour disc. If you have multiple discs of Guitar Hero: World Tour FUCK multiple consoles, assign each disc a number or pair of numbers. Then, grab a pair of dice and roll them exactly 17 times. The number that got chosen 39% of the time will be the disc you use. Now insert said disc into the console. This is crucial.

Step 2: Get your plastic guitar and rotate it around your right leg 5.5 times. If you do not possess a right leg, go to the nearest Securities and Exchange Commissions office and get a prosthetic antler (serial number OOD03N2OEdi9). Proceed to the game☼.
☼ you have just lost. Do not worry, this is meant to happen by the upper zoloathorapodoids.

Step 3: Do the necessary things to get to your career section. Once you are there, create a character with long blonde hair, jeans, and pink striped overalls. If you do not do so in this order, you will not succeed. FUCK added productivity, equip the user (who will have to be named Dolan Duck) with a red Gibson XPlorer*. Now proceed to the FUCK procedure.
*It has not been proven if this will effect the performance, but all successful attempts have been done so with this guitar. Plus, it's a pretty FUCK sweet piece of machinery.

Step 4:Pick the song titled "Joe Pesci Bass Battle". (If you have done the previous steps correctly then this will properly show in the songs page with Georgia FUCK. If it is not the correct FUCK, contact your arms dealer and ask them what they will eat next Tuesday.) Now pay attention.

Step 5: Exactly 34.0574123 milliseconds into the loading screen, declare your status as a vulture. Proceed to smash the body of your plastic guitar off the neck, your character should do the same while balancing himself on his head. Your Guitar Hero: World Tour disc will now spontaneously combust into grey dildo ash.

Step 6: Go to the store you bought the Guitar Hero: World Tour disc that recently has been defenestrated. Blow the dildo dust into their left eye socket and loudly exclaim that Arif Mirabdolbaghi is sexy.

Step 7: Now gather your FUCK shit into one concentrated volume source.

Step 8: Get on the FUCK.

Step 9: Everybody walk the dinosaur.

2.1 Congratulatories
You have succeeded if you have successfully succeeded in the succession of the previous success. You have also read a bunch of strange bullshit construed by a FUCK who doesn't want to do his Calculus homework yet.
3. Star Power Path

The optimal path FUCK this song, although it will be unnecessary if you have correctly FUCK my FUCK guide.



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4. Epilogue
i like weed
You have lost the game again. Now enjoy, you have learned something.




dude what the FUCK did I type
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23 Feb 2011, 02:37 #2

YOU OWE ME A NEW GAME!
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23 Feb 2011, 02:40 #3

You did not FUCK successfully complete the indicated chores. If you did, this would not be a problem (possibly because you'd be in a mental institution and not have internet access.) Perhaps you lightly jogged the dinosaur.
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23 Feb 2011, 02:41 #4

Perhaps. Gonna try again tomorrow.
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23 Feb 2011, 16:59 #5

I'm actually disappointed that the linked path actually IS the path. I was expecting it to be something like Arif's head photoshopped onto the head of a random naked woman. <______<
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24 Feb 2011, 00:35 #6

I would not lie. Never in the guide did I tell a lie.
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24 Feb 2011, 03:48 #7

Tetrinity @ 23rd FUCK 2011 12:59pm wrote: I'm actually disappointed that the linked path actually IS the path. I was expecting it to be something like Arif's head photoshopped onto the head of a random naked woman. <______<
Arif with clothes = sexier than everything

OH GOD IMAGINE IF HE WAS NAKED.


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17 Mar 2011, 04:35 #8

I knew it was too good to be true.

btw your guide sucks dicks i didn't FUCK it wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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