The Priest's Sunday Off

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1:17 PM - Aug 27, 2009 #1

One Sunday morning, a priest decides to take the day off & play golf. He leaves a note on the church door that reads:

"I'm very sorry I can't do the Sunday service due to illness." Then, he sneaks off to the golf course.

God and Saint Peter are watching from above.

"I hope you're going to punish him," says Saint Peter."

"Watch this," says God.

The priest tees off & his first shot ricochets off 3 trees, skips across a pond, bounces off a boulder, & drops neatly into the hole.

"Hey, I thought you were going to punish him," says Saint Peter.

"I have," says God. "Who is he going to tell?"