One Weird Cigar Law!
August 9th 2007 01:23
In Zion, Illinois there is a law that prohibits owners from giving a lit cigar to any of their domesticated animals.
While the law specifically names dogs and cats, it also applies to other kinds of pet such as hamsters rabbits and goldfish.
So no matter how much your goldfish shows you his big boggley eyes, you are by law, not allowed to fall for it and give him a lit cigar.
I guess you could give him an unlit one, but that kind of takes all the fun out of it now doesn't it.