Mixed Marriages

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2:30 PM - Sep 09, 2009 #1

If Yoko Ono married Bono, she'd be "Yoko Ono Bono."

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be "Dolly Dali."

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be "Ella Vader."

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be: Bea Sting.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be: "Bo Ho."

If Oprah Winfrey married Dr. Deepak Chopra, she'd be "Oprah Chopra."

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him & married Elton John, she'd be: Olivia Newton-John Newton-John.

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be "Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh."

If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G. he'd be "G. Ghali G."

If Sondra Locke married Eliot Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd be "Sondra Locke Ness Munster."

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, then divorced her & married Gregory Peck, then divorced him & married Ben Hur, he'd be "Woody Wood Peck Hur."
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5:14 PM - Sep 09, 2009 #2

:laugh:
What kind of wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

-=Mike
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