If hummer feeders were regulated by the FDA...
CAUTION: THE ORNITHOLOGIST GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT FEEDING HUMMINGBIRDS MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. Watching a feeder may cause partial or total loss of interest in other activities, including housework, television, sex, and any form of physical exercise. Excessive grinning may result in facial cramps. Drinking feeder syrup may promote tooth decay, and in some cases red stains. Feeders may excite extreme frustration in cats and other predatory pets. Do not enter yard without safety glasses or other eye protection. Additional threats may be posed by attendant ants and bees.
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It also stresses you out waiting, which I'm sure raises blood preasure . No money for medicine because you spent it on hummer plants . Can cause arguments with spouse, why dinner isn't ready .