Humfeeder warning label

Humfeeder warning label

Joined: June 16th, 2006, 1:28 am

June 18th, 2006, 12:38 am #1

If hummer feeders were regulated by the FDA...


CAUTION: THE ORNITHOLOGIST GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT FEEDING HUMMINGBIRDS MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. Watching a feeder may cause partial or total loss of interest in other activities, including housework, television, sex, and any form of physical exercise. Excessive grinning may result in facial cramps. Drinking feeder syrup may promote tooth decay, and in some cases red stains. Feeders may excite extreme frustration in cats and other predatory pets. Do not enter yard without safety glasses or other eye protection. Additional threats may be posed by attendant ants and bees.


OK, gang. What have I forgotten?

http://www.hummingbirds.net/
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Joined: September 16th, 2005, 1:05 am

June 18th, 2006, 2:10 am #2

Lanny,
It also stresses you out waiting, which I'm sure raises blood preasure . No money for medicine because you spent it on hummer plants . Can cause arguments with spouse, why dinner isn't ready .

Birdlegs
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Joined: June 17th, 2006, 9:57 pm

June 18th, 2006, 9:56 am #3

If hummer feeders were regulated by the FDA...


CAUTION: THE ORNITHOLOGIST GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT FEEDING HUMMINGBIRDS MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. Watching a feeder may cause partial or total loss of interest in other activities, including housework, television, sex, and any form of physical exercise. Excessive grinning may result in facial cramps. Drinking feeder syrup may promote tooth decay, and in some cases red stains. Feeders may excite extreme frustration in cats and other predatory pets. Do not enter yard without safety glasses or other eye protection. Additional threats may be posed by attendant ants and bees.


OK, gang. What have I forgotten?

http://www.hummingbirds.net/
Hummingbirds sometimes lead to photography, which is a very expensive addiction, or to Gardening, which can also be dangerous to a budget. Annual pilgrimages to Arizona can also take their toll on family resources.
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Joined: September 16th, 2005, 12:08 pm

June 19th, 2006, 11:54 am #4

If hummer feeders were regulated by the FDA...


CAUTION: THE ORNITHOLOGIST GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT FEEDING HUMMINGBIRDS MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. Watching a feeder may cause partial or total loss of interest in other activities, including housework, television, sex, and any form of physical exercise. Excessive grinning may result in facial cramps. Drinking feeder syrup may promote tooth decay, and in some cases red stains. Feeders may excite extreme frustration in cats and other predatory pets. Do not enter yard without safety glasses or other eye protection. Additional threats may be posed by attendant ants and bees.


OK, gang. What have I forgotten?

http://www.hummingbirds.net/
Hummer enthusiasts are subject to forgetting to buy groceries but never forget to buy sugar

Penny
Niagara Falls, NY
USDA zone 6a/6b
Heat zone 4
Sunset zone 39
Penny
Zone 6a
Western NY state
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Joined: September 16th, 2005, 1:47 pm

June 20th, 2006, 1:37 am #5

If hummer feeders were regulated by the FDA...


CAUTION: THE ORNITHOLOGIST GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT FEEDING HUMMINGBIRDS MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. Watching a feeder may cause partial or total loss of interest in other activities, including housework, television, sex, and any form of physical exercise. Excessive grinning may result in facial cramps. Drinking feeder syrup may promote tooth decay, and in some cases red stains. Feeders may excite extreme frustration in cats and other predatory pets. Do not enter yard without safety glasses or other eye protection. Additional threats may be posed by attendant ants and bees.


OK, gang. What have I forgotten?

http://www.hummingbirds.net/
I forgot to read the label.

Dianne
Southeast Alabama
Heat Zone 8
Sunset Zone 31
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Joined: September 16th, 2005, 12:08 pm

July 4th, 2006, 2:41 pm #6

If hummer feeders were regulated by the FDA...


CAUTION: THE ORNITHOLOGIST GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT FEEDING HUMMINGBIRDS MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. Watching a feeder may cause partial or total loss of interest in other activities, including housework, television, sex, and any form of physical exercise. Excessive grinning may result in facial cramps. Drinking feeder syrup may promote tooth decay, and in some cases red stains. Feeders may excite extreme frustration in cats and other predatory pets. Do not enter yard without safety glasses or other eye protection. Additional threats may be posed by attendant ants and bees.


OK, gang. What have I forgotten?

http://www.hummingbirds.net/
I read the label and like most labels I just ignored it!

Penny
Niagara Falls, NY
USDA zone 6a/6b
Heat zone 4
Sunset zone 39
Penny
Zone 6a
Western NY state
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