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Ha the Earth is round!

Katastrof
One Of The Four Horseman
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February 21st, 2008, 11:19 pm #1

Myself and my fellow "Researcher on Astronomy" have finally found proof to back up our thesis on the "Flat Earth". We pose this question to all modern witch doctor's of so called "science" to refute our claim: If the Earth is round than why does the Koran not state it so?


We have used eyewitness accounts to determine how the sun moves and how large the moon really is. It's not 1/6th of the Earth's "gravity". Gravity is just a theory created by the modern heretics. A theory is just something someone though; it's not proven! Besides here is my colleague pwning a "physiotherapist" in a debate.

Exhibit A

(Please watch the video before commenting)



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BohemianG
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February 22nd, 2008, 12:05 am #2

Brilliant stuff. You've got to feel sorry for the old guy in a way, though - still, it's remarkable he made it onto TV. I enjoyed his explanation for the horizon in particular.
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Flamingo
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February 22nd, 2008, 12:12 am #3

Ugh...I can't believe the ignorance still. How can people, in the year 2008, still believe the Earth is flat? It sets back humanity thousands of years. I would actually pay money to have this guy blasted off into space just to let him see for himself how wrong he is.
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jamesearljones
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Joined: February 11th, 2008, 8:20 pm

February 22nd, 2008, 12:35 am #4

the earth IS flat.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
3000 posts and all I got was the Destruction of the Universe
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February 22nd, 2008, 1:18 am #5

jamesearljones wrote: the earth IS flat.
god damnit, dude. you were SO fucking effective your first couple days here, but now you're just getting blatant. tone it down a tad and we may start taking your bait again.
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jamesearljones
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February 22nd, 2008, 3:00 am #6

Dizzarth Stumpy wrote:
jamesearljones wrote: the earth IS flat.
god damnit, dude. you were SO fucking effective your first couple days here, but now you're just getting blatant. tone it down a tad and we may start taking your bait again.
sarcasm?
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Warancient
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February 22nd, 2008, 6:55 am #7

The Earth is flat when animals are on it, because it feels like we are going in a straight line. Gravity molded our planet billions of years ago, all planets are round because of gravity.

James, your retarded if you think the Earth is flat. There have been photographs taken by the first expedition to the moon. Photographs from our satellites proof this to. Its not a theory or opinion, it is a proven fact that has been concluded thousands of years ago.

Btw, James...do you have a life or something? You only have been to Exit Mundi for a little over a week and you already have 200+ posts...


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jamesearljones
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February 22nd, 2008, 7:32 am #8

Warancient wrote: The Earth is flat when animals are on it, because it feels like we are going in a straight line. Gravity molded our planet billions of years ago, all planets are round because of gravity.

James, your retarded if you think the Earth is flat. There have been photographs taken by the first expedition to the moon. Photographs from our satellites proof this to. Its not a theory or opinion, it is a proven fact that has been concluded thousands of years ago.

Btw, James...do you have a life or something? You only have been to Exit Mundi for a little over a week and you already have 200+ posts...
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DirkNL
3000 posts and all I got was the Destruction of the Universe
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February 22nd, 2008, 11:48 am #9

Ahaha, that video was brilliant. That fundamentalist guy who keeps saying the Earth is flat (I'll call him 'Mr. Fundie') gets completely owned in the end and starts spouting out total bullshit - like the Moon being way bigger than the Earth. If the Moon would be so much bigger than the earth (about 1.2 million kms wide - or 720000 miles) the Earth would revolve around the Moon rather than the other way round. Then he gets owned by the astronomer and he starts saying that "everything in the Qur'an is true and everything that isn't in the Qur'am os bullshit"
I think we can safely assume he's wrong.

And I agree with Flamingo, I'd love to see him blasted into space just to make Mr. Fundie see for himself.

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Dizzarth Stumpy
3000 posts and all I got was the Destruction of the Universe
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February 22nd, 2008, 8:26 pm #10

jamesearljones wrote:
Dizzarth Stumpy wrote:
jamesearljones wrote: the earth IS flat.
god damnit, dude. you were SO fucking effective your first couple days here, but now you're just getting blatant. tone it down a tad and we may start taking your bait again.
sarcasm?
that wasn't sarcasm. you may not have meant it, but it wasn't worded like sarcasm.

"the earth is TOTALLY flat" or something similar would have been sarcasm.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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