Pikaman Vs Harke

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August 29th, 2008, 12:34 pm #1

Pikaman was just lieing around,in the grass near the Nowem base,when suddently...

*insert Megaman X stage music here* HARKE *insert megaman X stage music here*

Pikaman immediatly rushed through the level,destroying frogs and stuff,then he approached Harke.

"I must defeat you. You will not escape my clutches Harke!!!!!!!!!" Pikaman shouted when he put on his thunderblade.

Pikaman rushed twoard Harke getting ready to slash him. Pikaman slashed him,waiting for Harke to fall into his trap.
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wrote:Knuckles: Ok. I know you don't like me,and i certantly don't like you. But i think we need to set aside our differences and work this out together. Now all you have to do for me is MAKE THIS FREAKING JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *GRRRR*! ...i hate you mario. I hate you so much.
Sonic: Hey Knuckles.
Knuckles: WHAT DO YOU WANT??????????
Sonic: Woah,geeze! Nothing,i just wanted to say hi!
Knuckles: Oh. Well,sit down and shut up. Im trying to beat this freaking game.
Sonic: You mean,outside?
Knuckles: Yeah.
Sonic: Where theres no electricity.
Knuckles: Yeah thats right.
Sonic: Oh,well,i was coming by to tell you cause Tails told me this REALLY funny joke! It starts out like..
Knuckles: GRR MAN YOU!! YOU MADE ME DIE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: Dude,i think you may have an anger problem.
Knuckles: What? I do not! Things just piss me off a lot.
Sonic: O RLY?
Knuckles: Yeah really.
Sonic: Ok then,*holds a puppy* Hold this puppy.
Knuckles: Why?
Sonic: We gonna see if you have an anger problem. Now hold it.
Knuckles: No thats ok.
Sonic: Come on,all you gotta do is hold it!
Knuckles: *looking away* I don't want to.
Sonic: HOLD THE FREAKIN PUPPY! *throws it at knuckles*
Knuckles: *turns around and catches it* Hey this isn't so bad.
Sonic: So you don't feel angry?
Knuckles: Not really. In fact,hes kinda cute! How are you doing my little buddy? Look at your soft ears and tai..*Puppy craps on Knuckles* AWWW HES CRAPPING ON ME!! AW YOU SON OF A..*throws puppy on ground and uses machine gun on Puppy* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Sonic: Okaay..Now hold this baby.

THE END.
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August 29th, 2008, 12:43 pm #2

While eating a sandwich, Harke noticed a rather strange character running towards him.

"Hm? Ah, a challenger! But what impatience!"

Swallowing the remains of his meal, Harke took his Sage Staff and quickly morphed it into a sword. He met Pikaman's slash with a quick parry.

"You shall feel the wrath of my staff, insolent!"

He then quickly jumped to the side and analyzed his enemy, looking for strengths and weaknesses.
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August 29th, 2008, 7:30 pm #3

"Hmph. This punk thinks he knows a ninja in trainings moves? Pathetic." Pikaman said taking out some lava. Pikaman threw the lava making a explosion at Harke,interupting his analyzing. Pikaman disappeared after that.

"You can not find me...Find me and hit me. Theres still my shadow though. :P" Pikaman said.
Awards Won: Biggest Spammer: Summer 2008,Most Infamous: Summer 2008
wrote:Knuckles: Ok. I know you don't like me,and i certantly don't like you. But i think we need to set aside our differences and work this out together. Now all you have to do for me is MAKE THIS FREAKING JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *GRRRR*! ...i hate you mario. I hate you so much.
Sonic: Hey Knuckles.
Knuckles: WHAT DO YOU WANT??????????
Sonic: Woah,geeze! Nothing,i just wanted to say hi!
Knuckles: Oh. Well,sit down and shut up. Im trying to beat this freaking game.
Sonic: You mean,outside?
Knuckles: Yeah.
Sonic: Where theres no electricity.
Knuckles: Yeah thats right.
Sonic: Oh,well,i was coming by to tell you cause Tails told me this REALLY funny joke! It starts out like..
Knuckles: GRR MAN YOU!! YOU MADE ME DIE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: Dude,i think you may have an anger problem.
Knuckles: What? I do not! Things just piss me off a lot.
Sonic: O RLY?
Knuckles: Yeah really.
Sonic: Ok then,*holds a puppy* Hold this puppy.
Knuckles: Why?
Sonic: We gonna see if you have an anger problem. Now hold it.
Knuckles: No thats ok.
Sonic: Come on,all you gotta do is hold it!
Knuckles: *looking away* I don't want to.
Sonic: HOLD THE FREAKIN PUPPY! *throws it at knuckles*
Knuckles: *turns around and catches it* Hey this isn't so bad.
Sonic: So you don't feel angry?
Knuckles: Not really. In fact,hes kinda cute! How are you doing my little buddy? Look at your soft ears and tai..*Puppy craps on Knuckles* AWWW HES CRAPPING ON ME!! AW YOU SON OF A..*throws puppy on ground and uses machine gun on Puppy* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Sonic: Okaay..Now hold this baby.

THE END.
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August 30th, 2008, 12:59 am #4

Still singed from the lava, Harke chuckled as his enemy revealed his weakness.

"You forgot one thing."

Raising his Sage Staff to the skies, Harke cast his Desolation spell on the grass around him, aiming for Pikaman who was behind him, while using his Pinpoint ability to hit with insane accuracy.

"I can still hear you. Your arrogance is your downfall."
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August 30th, 2008, 2:03 am #5

"Why you!!!" Pikaman was mad now. He went slashing at Harke with his Thunderblade,while saying stuff like:

"WHY DO YOU TORTURE HUNTERS WITH MAVERICKNESS" or "STOP EATING SANDWICHS" or "I HATE YOU" and stuff like that. Pikaman was enraged.
Awards Won: Biggest Spammer: Summer 2008,Most Infamous: Summer 2008
wrote:Knuckles: Ok. I know you don't like me,and i certantly don't like you. But i think we need to set aside our differences and work this out together. Now all you have to do for me is MAKE THIS FREAKING JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *GRRRR*! ...i hate you mario. I hate you so much.
Sonic: Hey Knuckles.
Knuckles: WHAT DO YOU WANT??????????
Sonic: Woah,geeze! Nothing,i just wanted to say hi!
Knuckles: Oh. Well,sit down and shut up. Im trying to beat this freaking game.
Sonic: You mean,outside?
Knuckles: Yeah.
Sonic: Where theres no electricity.
Knuckles: Yeah thats right.
Sonic: Oh,well,i was coming by to tell you cause Tails told me this REALLY funny joke! It starts out like..
Knuckles: GRR MAN YOU!! YOU MADE ME DIE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: Dude,i think you may have an anger problem.
Knuckles: What? I do not! Things just piss me off a lot.
Sonic: O RLY?
Knuckles: Yeah really.
Sonic: Ok then,*holds a puppy* Hold this puppy.
Knuckles: Why?
Sonic: We gonna see if you have an anger problem. Now hold it.
Knuckles: No thats ok.
Sonic: Come on,all you gotta do is hold it!
Knuckles: *looking away* I don't want to.
Sonic: HOLD THE FREAKIN PUPPY! *throws it at knuckles*
Knuckles: *turns around and catches it* Hey this isn't so bad.
Sonic: So you don't feel angry?
Knuckles: Not really. In fact,hes kinda cute! How are you doing my little buddy? Look at your soft ears and tai..*Puppy craps on Knuckles* AWWW HES CRAPPING ON ME!! AW YOU SON OF A..*throws puppy on ground and uses machine gun on Puppy* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Sonic: Okaay..Now hold this baby.

THE END.
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August 30th, 2008, 2:18 am #6

Harke took advantage of Pikaman's rage, dodging to the left and right effortlessly.

"Rage decreases your ability to think, your strategy and your accuracy. Thus, I can simply dodge your attacks with ease. By the way, I like sandwiches."

Harke held his staff and held it between his hands as he prepared his Fossil Spikes attack.

"You do know that spies are supposed to be silent, speechless. Defenseless without stealth. You, on the other hand, are loud and out in the open."

The staff in his hand transmuted into an axe as Harke jammed it into the ground with force that shook the earth.

:gg: "Die, you little rat."

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August 30th, 2008, 11:44 am #7

"Too slow,im afraid. It ends. NOW!" Pikaman said disappearing.

Pikaman imeediatly threw powerful,thick strings of grass at Harke. The grass wrapped around Harke. It poisoned Harke,and healed Pikaman,and it was gonna end.
Awards Won: Biggest Spammer: Summer 2008,Most Infamous: Summer 2008
wrote:Knuckles: Ok. I know you don't like me,and i certantly don't like you. But i think we need to set aside our differences and work this out together. Now all you have to do for me is MAKE THIS FREAKING JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *GRRRR*! ...i hate you mario. I hate you so much.
Sonic: Hey Knuckles.
Knuckles: WHAT DO YOU WANT??????????
Sonic: Woah,geeze! Nothing,i just wanted to say hi!
Knuckles: Oh. Well,sit down and shut up. Im trying to beat this freaking game.
Sonic: You mean,outside?
Knuckles: Yeah.
Sonic: Where theres no electricity.
Knuckles: Yeah thats right.
Sonic: Oh,well,i was coming by to tell you cause Tails told me this REALLY funny joke! It starts out like..
Knuckles: GRR MAN YOU!! YOU MADE ME DIE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: Dude,i think you may have an anger problem.
Knuckles: What? I do not! Things just piss me off a lot.
Sonic: O RLY?
Knuckles: Yeah really.
Sonic: Ok then,*holds a puppy* Hold this puppy.
Knuckles: Why?
Sonic: We gonna see if you have an anger problem. Now hold it.
Knuckles: No thats ok.
Sonic: Come on,all you gotta do is hold it!
Knuckles: *looking away* I don't want to.
Sonic: HOLD THE FREAKIN PUPPY! *throws it at knuckles*
Knuckles: *turns around and catches it* Hey this isn't so bad.
Sonic: So you don't feel angry?
Knuckles: Not really. In fact,hes kinda cute! How are you doing my little buddy? Look at your soft ears and tai..*Puppy craps on Knuckles* AWWW HES CRAPPING ON ME!! AW YOU SON OF A..*throws puppy on ground and uses machine gun on Puppy* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Sonic: Okaay..Now hold this baby.

THE END.
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August 30th, 2008, 11:33 pm #8

Harke shot Pikaman a look of utter evil and laughed.

"It's never too late."

Spikes came out of the ground under Pikaman, as a result of his earlier attack. Harke sliced the plants wrapping him easily.

"And another thing. Axes. Are. Sharp. You ass."
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September 5th, 2008, 10:41 pm #9

ARGH!!! Pikaman said when the spikes hit him. Then some blood dripped down on his chest,making him mega angry.

"I had it! Die Maverick!"

Pikaman has reached the limit. Pikaman started slashing at harke like crazy. He then finished it with his lava. The explosion tookoff a pile of smoke. Pikaman leaped to the highest point fo the battlefield to see if Harke was finished. Surely,he knew he couldn't have survived.

"Its over. Better call Kusanagi if hes dead." Pikaman said.
Awards Won: Biggest Spammer: Summer 2008,Most Infamous: Summer 2008
wrote:Knuckles: Ok. I know you don't like me,and i certantly don't like you. But i think we need to set aside our differences and work this out together. Now all you have to do for me is MAKE THIS FREAKING JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *GRRRR*! ...i hate you mario. I hate you so much.
Sonic: Hey Knuckles.
Knuckles: WHAT DO YOU WANT??????????
Sonic: Woah,geeze! Nothing,i just wanted to say hi!
Knuckles: Oh. Well,sit down and shut up. Im trying to beat this freaking game.
Sonic: You mean,outside?
Knuckles: Yeah.
Sonic: Where theres no electricity.
Knuckles: Yeah thats right.
Sonic: Oh,well,i was coming by to tell you cause Tails told me this REALLY funny joke! It starts out like..
Knuckles: GRR MAN YOU!! YOU MADE ME DIE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: Dude,i think you may have an anger problem.
Knuckles: What? I do not! Things just piss me off a lot.
Sonic: O RLY?
Knuckles: Yeah really.
Sonic: Ok then,*holds a puppy* Hold this puppy.
Knuckles: Why?
Sonic: We gonna see if you have an anger problem. Now hold it.
Knuckles: No thats ok.
Sonic: Come on,all you gotta do is hold it!
Knuckles: *looking away* I don't want to.
Sonic: HOLD THE FREAKIN PUPPY! *throws it at knuckles*
Knuckles: *turns around and catches it* Hey this isn't so bad.
Sonic: So you don't feel angry?
Knuckles: Not really. In fact,hes kinda cute! How are you doing my little buddy? Look at your soft ears and tai..*Puppy craps on Knuckles* AWWW HES CRAPPING ON ME!! AW YOU SON OF A..*throws puppy on ground and uses machine gun on Puppy* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Sonic: Okaay..Now hold this baby.

THE END.
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September 6th, 2008, 8:19 am #10

Dodging Pikaman's slashes was routine by now. Seeing the lava, he cast a spell which surrounded him with a water shield. It directed the force of the attack towards the ground, resulting in a large explosion and a plume of smoke. After a while, the smoke cleared and Harke was staring at Pikaman.

"Have you learned nothing, young grasshopper?"
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