[spoiler=Part 8: Onslaught]Last time we got a badge. This time we head right and- "HOLD IT, PUNK!"
Oh great, it's you again
"THIS TIME I SHALLZ GET MY REVENGSH!!!11" she says as she sends out
..an actually intimidating pokemon.
The Gliscor prepares an attack but gets mesmerized into a trance in the middle of it by Blaa's hauntingly hypnotic eyes. Blaa then proceeds to consume it's delicious dreams twice to finish it.
After being defeated once again Lorelei shreiks and frustration and leaps into the bushes. …i will never understand what is up with her.
Well, time to move on along the route.
Here we encounter a ..Cheif?
A dead child
Cool looking jousting snail things.
And.. Lorelei again!? "I WON'T REST UNTIL ONE OF THESE THINGS BEATS YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!"
She hastily sends out a tiny bird. Poor thing didn't know what hit them.
Next she sends out the horrific tongue abomination. Fortunately, i have my own horror now whom proceeds to consume the Lickilicky's hopes and dreams.
As usual she shrieks in frustration and leaves.
….but then immediately turns back around and rushes at Rye, taking two pokeballs out of her overstuffed purse. "NO! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET, PUNK!! I'LL USE AS MANY POKEMON AS IT TAKES UNTIL YOU ARE CRUSHED, DEFEATED , AND HUMILIATED LIKE ME!!!! >=E"
Her first pokemon is… wait seriously? needless to say, this little bug never stood a chance.
Her next pokemon is equally pathetic. Sertioulsy, why would you send that out?
""I STILL WON;T RELENT!! AS I SAID I'LL KEEP THROWING STUFF AT YOU UNTIL SOMETHING WORKS!" she rummages through her bag for several minutes and comes out empty handed
"I'm.. i'm out of usable pokemon. WELL WHATEVER! I;LL JUST FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND ANNOY YOU UNTIL YOU GIVE UP AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!! AHAHAHAHahaha.. ha..? zzzz.."
Lorelei falls asleep in the middle of her rant after a few seconds of Blaa staring at her.
We also encounter this weird deer. It's not significant but just felt like pointing it out. I don't like itt very much. The other deer are much better.
We also encounter someone laying down some electrical cables while.. on a bike?
They actually turn out to be Lt. Surge!?
"Never let your guard down, soldier!"
He just sends out this harmles little bird.
"Heh, just kidding kid." Oh, Surge.
after defeating the bird and bidding the vermillion gym leader a friendly farewell surge interrupts Rye as they are about to walk away.
"..OR WAS I!? Hah! Did you really think i'd let you get off so easy? Here's your last test, kid!"
aw shit. His first pokemon is a scary squid
Fortunately it spends most of it's time unsuccesfully trying to confuse Blaa and gets taken down in two shadow sneaks.
Next he sends out um…? I'm not quite sure actually..
It's sturdy but lacks in power so yeast just poisons it while slowly leeching off it. Adorable.
Last but not least is the mighty derpfish! Flats mind-crushes it without much trouble.
with that, Lt. surge gives us a jolly farewell saying that he now knows we can make it out there and thus we move further along the route.
Where we encounter the unlosing man.
He uses this… *sigh* everyone who actually hangs around this route sucks then.
A mienfoo would be pretty great actually..
Sadly we do not have any penguins to trade.
Turns out there isn't much else to do here right now as the route is a dead so Rye backtracks all the way back to cerulean. To head onto route 9
Here we find a oddly normal-ish but mostly useless T.M.
We also encounter lots of those awful scantily clad buff men hiding in clefairy outfits.. ugh..
Gary please.. just go home already. Once again he halfheartedly threw out nothing significant
Now to see what we can catch next
Damnit. Even more annoyingly we couldn't even catch the little guy as backup since this douche just teleports immediately!
Suddenly we are accosted by Gary again except now.. he seems oddly different..
"…alright enough slacking. For the past while i've become disillusioned and lost sight of a reason to fight but you.. after seeing you battle many trainers while passing by I saw a certain fire in your eyes.. a fire that reminds me of HIM! I was once at the top of the world but then after suffering defeat after defeat i sunk to where i am now.. BUT NO MORE! I remember why i must train to go stronger now, to finally beat HIM!! NOW YOU SHALL FACE THE MIGHT OF THE FORMER CHAMPION!!"
..holy shit he's back
First off he starts off with.. freaking Entei!
"Heh, surprised? Took chasing this guy all throughout the johto region thrice over but in the end i finally got him."
Brioche gives Entei a hug and suddenly the legendary beast just doesn't have the heart to unleash it's full power on the blob. Brioche then sludge's it twice to defeat him.
Next, Gary sends out a Lanturn. We respond in turn with Flour.
It does some decent damage but Flour endures it to go for another takedown, ending the fish.
Gary's third pokemon is a mighty Vileplume. We ofcourse switch to our cold steel companion, Flats to take it down.
It never stood a chance as Flats gives it a mindcrush
Gary's final pokemon is a simple larvitar. Uh.. it's part dark right? Yeast should be able to do this right?
It turns out I- I mean err.. that dumbass Rye ofcourse had a brainfart and forgot it only gets the dark typing in it's final form. It threw some rocks which hurt Yeast a lot and it was scary so we send out something scarier.
Blaa confuses it and takes it down with a sneak attack.(shadow sneak)
"Heh, impressive.. Maybe next time maybe i won't have to use my old gym leader power limiter! Well smell ya later! I'm going to have to train much harder to beat Red.." Gary says, indicating a small device on his pokeball throwing arm used to lower the power of one's pokemon to provide more even ground for the opponent.
Anyway, after fighting through more weirdos we eventually reach route 10 and find a convenient buff center to heal up in!
Also, new pokemon. It's a pig with a pearl on it's head, what else do you expect me to say?
Yeast gets it with the ol' one-two of paralysis+scratch and it gets caught easily in one go.
Because it's bouncy
Anyway, after catching our new friend that we will probably never use Rye stumbles into a dark cave where they clumsily trip over themselves into a random encounter and sends out the wrong pokemon first.
Ugh, terrible poser. not even worth a pokeball.
So Yeast just cuts it to pieces.
Sorry, but someone has to do it and musharna actually doesn't learn very many moves anyway..
Since Yeast has kind of fallen off as a combatant and has become more of a capturer for our growing legion in the box he will be staying behind for the venture into the ever ominous Rock Tunnel.[/spoiler]