My sig is going to be total bullcrap, with four-hundred characters. It is going to serve no real purpose, except maybe waste a few seconds of your life. But I'm not even halfway done yet. And yet you're still reading it. Why? Go read the post below me, you loser. Stop. Stop reading it now. NOW. What the hell. Stop it. Ya know what? Fine. Keep reading. Because it's already almost done. Happy? Geez.