(All in good fun, I'm trying to stay awake at work while my programs compile....)

1. Paul Rappaport releases a new version of the comprehensive dozenal watch. As a security feature, you have to type in the 7x column of the dozenal multiplication table. Unfortunately, this bricks a lot of watches, because only the most die-hard dozenalists can actually remember the 7x column of the dozenal multiplication table...

2. A new user going by the monniker of "Windy_Struggler" proposes a new unit, called "The Bullshit" which measures the amount of nonsense in a dozensonline post. Kodo objects that this name already has a well-known meaning, so a new name should be proposed. Windy_Struggler replies "fine, lets call it the Kodegadel then!" after which Icarus promptly bans her, because he recognizes it as a sock puppet account for Wendy Krieger.

3. Icarus completes his tour-des-bases by releasing his long-awaited essay on base 247. To everybody's amazement, it actually turns out to be a wonderful base, but first you have to learn about a new concept he invented, the "tototototadatives".

3. Kodegadulo unveils his latest masterpiece, the "Systematic Systematizer of Nomenclature" (SSN) which lets you give a latinate name to pretty much anything. There is much excitement about the new system, until arbiteroftruth points out that its just pig latin.

Can't wait to see what ya'll come up with next :-)

Iway ontday inkthay oureyay inway Ansaskay anyway oremay, Enarysay.SenaryThe12th wrote: 3. Icarus completes his tour-des-bases by releasing his long-awaited essay on base 247. To everybody's amazement, it actually turns out to be a wonderful base, but first you have to learn about a new concept he invented, the "tototototadatives".