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texas_troll
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06 Oct 2014, 21:52 #1

I was on a walk the other day when I happened to be passing the prison. I notoced a dwarf in an orrange jumpsuit climbing the tall fence. As I passed, he jumped down and he sneered at me!

I thought to myself, "well, that was a little condecsending"
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Matthew 16:19 "I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven."

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." -Herm Albright
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10 Oct 2014, 10:01 #2

Quasimodo was a hunch backed lad with no arms. He was out walking one day as he passed Notre Dame, he spotted a gentleman posting a help wanted sign.
Quasi, as his friends called him, asked the gentleman if he could take that job.

The gentleman told Quasi that the job was in the tower, ringing the bell. With no arms, he'd have to prove that he could do the job. They climbed the tower to the bell. Quasi stood across from the bell, lowered his head, then ran as fast as he could at the bell face first. He got the job!

Quasi worked there in the tower many years. He was a great employee. One day however, as he ran as fast as he could, he slipped and went over the railing! He fell to the sidewalk more than twenty stories bellow.

A crowd gathered at the bottom of that tower as crowds do. A woman finally asked "who was this man?"

Another man in the crowd replied "I'm not sure of his name, but his face rings a bell!"

Matthew 16:19 "I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven."

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." -Herm Albright
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25 Oct 2014, 00:30 #3

:lol:


What do you get when you "goose a ghost"?







A handful of sheet!


*boo*
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25 Oct 2014, 00:35 #4

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?









































It raises their spirits :D :lol:
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25 Oct 2014, 00:36 #5

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?





































































Because demons are a ghouls best friend! :lol: :rofl:
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01 Sep 2015, 15:45 #6

How do undertakers speak?



























Gravely.
You can change my body, but you can't touch my soul.
~Sgt. Styles of Afterlife (The Outer Limits)
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05 Sep 2015, 22:14 #7

I am afraid that even my ghosts are moaning at that one. ^_^

Matthew 16:19 "I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven."

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." -Herm Albright
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13 Sep 2015, 12:15 #8

Why don’t ghosts like rain?




























It dampens their spirits!







I like the lame ones. :rofl:
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isabel9710
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15 Sep 2015, 14:28 #9

You can change my body, but you can't touch my soul.
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18 Sep 2015, 19:27 #10

:lol: :lol: :lol: Isabel! :D
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