true story

true story

broos
broos

October 27th, 2011, 8:08 pm #1

Mr Deng was born an albino hermaphrodite in the remote Chinese village of Cheechnchong. Being both a freak of nature and the decendant of a long line of gay lumberjacks early life was difficult for Deng. The other children in his village mocked him incessantly and fucked him in his asshole sideways with boxes of Froot Loops.
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Arwen
Arwen

October 27th, 2011, 8:11 pm #2

You are a strange little man
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Arwen's Anon
Arwen's Anon

October 27th, 2011, 8:20 pm #3

Seek professional help.
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Squid Boy
Squid Boy

October 28th, 2011, 1:06 pm #4

There's funny, creative, wacky and intelligent... and then there's these Mr. Deng posts in a nearly bottomless ravine below that.

Please do whatever is required to stoke the tiny spark that seems to glow behind these into something truly worth the rest of us clicking.
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AnonoPloos
AnonoPloos

October 28th, 2011, 1:16 pm #5

I don't know what your health coverage is bross, but I suggest using it.
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AnonoPloos
AnonoPloos

October 28th, 2011, 2:12 pm #6

There's more. [sigh]

Chuck Norris is a Village People wannabe that loves Judy Garland and spends his evenings crying like a little girl while watching Lifetime Network and eating Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream. Every morning he consults his Tim Gunn Fashion App on his pink iPhone so he knows what to wear without committing a fashion faux pas. Chuck Norris has a giant rainbow sticker in the back window of his powder blue Toyota Prius vanity plate ID GERBILPWR.
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Arbiter of Humor
Arbiter of Humor

October 28th, 2011, 2:16 pm #7

^^ Opposite of funny, but +1 for lack of f-bombs and buttsecks.
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Arwen
Arwen

October 28th, 2011, 2:18 pm #8

There's more. [sigh]

Chuck Norris is a Village People wannabe that loves Judy Garland and spends his evenings crying like a little girl while watching Lifetime Network and eating Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream. Every morning he consults his Tim Gunn Fashion App on his pink iPhone so he knows what to wear without committing a fashion faux pas. Chuck Norris has a giant rainbow sticker in the back window of his powder blue Toyota Prius vanity plate ID GERBILPWR.
What's wrong with using the Tim Gunn Fashion App? Dude just wants to look good.
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AnonoPloos
AnonoPloos

October 29th, 2011, 8:02 pm #9

The real story in that while shopping, Chucky Norris was jumped by a group of Asian fashion designers. They challenged him to a fashion runway battle, ala Zoolander. Never one to miss a social function, Chuckles accepted. It was a hard fought battle with many bottles of Zima and Merlot consumed, but in the end David Bowie declared Chucky Norris the queen fashionista of the Greenwich Village fag scene. He received an honorary man satchel as his trophy.

And to this day, Chuck Norris remains as straight as Lombard Street in San Francisco.

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This guy must really hate Chuck Norris.
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