Bit my ass

Bit my ass

Gunther
Gunther

October 8th, 2003, 12:10 pm #1

My dog just bit my ass! Now my ass is a bloody mess.
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Joined: September 11th, 2003, 3:02 am

October 8th, 2003, 10:05 pm #2

Dog's mouths gots lotsa germz.
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Joined: May 24th, 2002, 2:11 am

October 8th, 2003, 11:09 pm #3

Now your bloody arse mess also has lots o' germs <FONT size=1>tm</FONT>.
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f-foxy
f-foxy

October 9th, 2003, 7:33 pm #4

Dog's mouths gots lotsa germz.
But dog mouths are cleaner than human mouths. Human bites are nasty. And we don't even eat poo!
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October 10th, 2003, 5:10 am #5

...if it infects, it's not a dog bite. A person bit you. If your wound smells like dog poo, it's a dog bite.
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f-foxy
f-foxy

October 11th, 2003, 3:13 am #6

That's it exactly! And if it gets infected and smells like chicken, then it was Col. Sanders who bit you.
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October 12th, 2003, 9:27 pm #7

...howz tha ass? Was it a dog, person, or Col. Sanders? Or possibly Paris Hilton, but the bite would have to infect and smell like Coco for it to have been her.
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f-foxy
f-foxy

October 21st, 2003, 3:47 pm #8

I'll bet it went septic and he had to have it amputated.
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Joined: May 24th, 2002, 2:11 am

October 21st, 2003, 11:16 pm #9

Having your arse amputated can be quite annoying.&nbsp; If they only&nbsp; chop a bit out, you can't really have stitches, so they do an "open dressing",&nbsp;which takes longer, and really really lowers ones body image esteem thingy.&nbsp; Apparently
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Joined: May 30th, 2003, 7:45 pm

October 22nd, 2003, 12:46 am #10

Ever read Tales from Bloom County? It turns out that the belly button is actually the screw that holds your butt on. So all of that open dressing and stitches stuff is totally unnecessary. It's a really simple procedure if you just unscrew your navel.
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