Athiests are Wrong, I Tell You!

Athiests are Wrong, I Tell You!

smirk
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December 15th, 2011, 2:38 pm #1

What holiday did you atheists ever invent where we all give each other awesome presents?

That's just wrong.
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Arwen
Arwen

December 15th, 2011, 3:04 pm #2

I think Festivus has presents
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Mr. Costanza
Mr. Costanza

December 15th, 2011, 3:07 pm #3

No, no, no! You have the airing of grievances followed by feats of strength!

It's anti-commercialism! I'm yelling!
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Lisa
Lisa

December 15th, 2011, 3:36 pm #4


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Joined: February 5th, 2003, 5:14 am

December 15th, 2011, 5:11 pm #5

What holiday did you atheists ever invent where we all give each other awesome presents?

That's just wrong.
We wanted to steal all of the awesome Pagan holidays and make them ours, but unfortunately the Christians beat us to that idea.
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Joined: May 25th, 2002, 12:00 am

December 15th, 2011, 5:14 pm #6

I was on the Church Of Christ website and it told me that April 1st was National Atheist Day. Oh LOL! Good one, Church of Christ!




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AnonoGobble
AnonoGobble

December 15th, 2011, 5:15 pm #7

We wanted to steal all of the awesome Pagan holidays and make them ours, but unfortunately the Christians beat us to that idea.
Oh, no - get this. In our local vent type section of the newspaper, people keep pointing out the pagan aspects of Christmas. Yesterday, somebody said these folks need to go the library and get educated because her lord and savior died on a tree.

I think that was my favorite one, ever.
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Joined: February 5th, 2003, 5:14 am

December 15th, 2011, 5:18 pm #8

I'm too lazy to look it up, but there is a passage in the bible where God says it is wrong to decorate a tree.

God had/has some really bizarre hang-ups. Maybe he could benefit from some counseling.
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AnonoGobble
AnonoGobble

December 15th, 2011, 5:24 pm #9

Jeremiah 10:2-4

2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the HEATHEN, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the HEATHEN are dismayed at them.

3 For the CUSTOMS of the people are VAIN: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.

4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
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Joined: February 5th, 2003, 5:14 am

December 15th, 2011, 5:49 pm #10

Deuteronomy 23:1

New Living Translation (©2007)
"If a man's testicles are crushed or his penis is cut off, he may not be admitted to the assembly of the LORD.


My favorite. Take that, John Wayne Bobbit! The Lord can not abide crushed testicles or severed penes!
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