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Erick Von Erich
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February 8th, 2008, 5:06 pm #611

Shelley Martinez did porn? Nuh-uh..get the frick outta' here. No way.

I've actually acquired a course outline from the proposed Raven Wrestling School:

1-- Cut a long winded promo about yourself, filled with shitty metaphors and mispronounced words.

2-- Break someone's fingers and introduce them to "pain".

3-- Upon completion of #3, find 2 or 3 shitty jobbers to follow you around

4-- Repeat for 15 years.
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Infinite Devil Machine
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February 8th, 2008, 5:41 pm #612

Erick Von Erich,Feb 8 2008 wrote: Shelley Martinez did porn? Nuh-uh..get the frick outta' here. No way.
What's it called?

I'm going to torrent-ize it.
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SamoaRowe
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February 8th, 2008, 8:24 pm #613

My understanding is that it's lesbian porn.


And what's her appeal, really? She's not pretty and her tits are fake and fucking disgusting.
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Erick Von Erich
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February 8th, 2008, 9:21 pm #614

You DO know I was being, as they say on the streets, "Sarcastic" with my comments, right?


I guess her appeal is that she appears SO damn slutty. Like she's the kind of broad who would molest herself with the end of baseball bat while on her smoke break in the back room of a 7-11.

Some broads look like the type you'd take home to your mom. She looks like the type you'd take to the back seat of your car.

I'll admit that she looked exotic and hot in her early ECW vampire days (albeit it quite nasty when she'd wiggle through the ropes and try to show her punani). But every other time I've seen her, it's Skank City.
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Infinite Devil Machine
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February 9th, 2008, 12:19 am #615

SamoaRowe,Feb 8 2008 wrote: My understanding is that it's lesbian porn.


And what's her appeal, really? She's not pretty and her tits are fake and fucking disgusting.
I quite like her tits, personally. The bigger the better.

So can someone give me the title to her video? I'm bored, and my monkey wants to leave its cage for a half-hour.
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Erick Von Erich
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February 9th, 2008, 7:28 am #616

I hear it's called....
wrote:...porn flick that is coming out on February 11th
Please keep your monkey caged these next few days.
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February 9th, 2008, 8:36 pm #617

I wouldn't mind seeing it. I think she's kinda hot in a whorish La Raza way if you know what I'm saying.
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February 12th, 2008, 12:32 am #618

Erick Von Erich,Feb 8 2008 wrote: I'll admit that she looked exotic and hot in her early ECW vampire days (albeit it quite nasty when she'd wiggle through the ropes and try to show her punani). But every other time I've seen her, it's Skank City.
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February 21st, 2008, 6:39 pm #619

Lockdown is going to be held in Lowell, MA, which is about an hour away from my apartment. It's being held the same weekend that ROH is doing a show in Boston, and I'm pretty psyched at the chance to go to two shows in that same weekend.
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March 3rd, 2008, 12:49 pm #620

I really haven't been keeping up with TNA since Bound for Glory last year. I'm just not interested at this point. But I caught some of the Shark Boy doing Steve Austin stuff and that was fucking hilarious though. But I think that has more to do with how awesome Shark Boy is than anything else.
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