Joined: November 9th, 2009, 12:13 am

October 8th, 2011, 12:03 am #11

wellllllllllllllllllllll
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Joined: October 8th, 2008, 1:56 am

October 8th, 2011, 12:07 am #12

i turned 3
"Male. I dumped a girl for saying my penis looks like E.T.'s finger and saying
"ouch" in the E.T. voice. I'm Mexican, so my penis is a tanned color and the
head is naturally quite red. I wasn't amused by her sense of humor."

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"Male. I have never told anybody this: I think I might be the first person
EVER to give HIMSELF a "blumpkin". I have a very big penis and, when I
was 16, I discovered that I could suck myself off. About a year ago, I
decided to suck myself off while I was taking a shit. I'm pretty sure I may be
the first person ever to do this."

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"Female (21) I just found out that my boyfriend is a female-to-male (F2M)
transsexual and I have never in my life been more turned on. While we're at
it, he is a fantasy cannibal and I cum to the thought of literally being eaten
alive by him.
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Joined: October 12th, 2008, 10:50 pm

October 8th, 2011, 12:18 am #13

It's my facebook.
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Joined: May 27th, 2010, 10:25 pm

October 8th, 2011, 12:30 am #14

w/e
That prolly aint my baby i need Maury, im sorry
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Joined: October 8th, 2008, 2:51 pm

October 8th, 2011, 1:26 am #15

Draco's gona come back and fuck us all up
Who Dares Wins.

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Joined: January 17th, 2011, 10:29 pm

October 8th, 2011, 1:41 am #16

:hbd3:
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Joined: November 5th, 2008, 6:57 pm

October 8th, 2011, 2:10 am #17

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Joined: October 8th, 2008, 12:37 pm

October 8th, 2011, 2:13 am #18

thought it was older
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Joined: January 2nd, 2010, 10:36 pm

October 8th, 2011, 2:57 am #19

woot!


'It's Ironic how we ignore those who want us, want those who ignore us, love those who hurt us, and hurt those who love us.'

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Joined: October 8th, 2008, 1:56 am

October 8th, 2011, 5:14 am #20

Songs wrote:thought it was older
i thought it was younger
"Male. I dumped a girl for saying my penis looks like E.T.'s finger and saying
"ouch" in the E.T. voice. I'm Mexican, so my penis is a tanned color and the
head is naturally quite red. I wasn't amused by her sense of humor."

____________________________________________
"Male. I have never told anybody this: I think I might be the first person
EVER to give HIMSELF a "blumpkin". I have a very big penis and, when I
was 16, I discovered that I could suck myself off. About a year ago, I
decided to suck myself off while I was taking a shit. I'm pretty sure I may be
the first person ever to do this."

__________________________________________________
"Female (21) I just found out that my boyfriend is a female-to-male (F2M)
transsexual and I have never in my life been more turned on. While we're at
it, he is a fantasy cannibal and I cum to the thought of literally being eaten
alive by him.
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