Thank a Cop Joke

Dont keep a joke or funny pic to yourself...share it with us here

Thank a Cop Joke

Dino
Addict Extraordinaire
Dino
Addict Extraordinaire
Joined: 06 Oct 2011, 01:30

28 Feb 2015, 08:51 #1



A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles
south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why
he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler
and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus.
He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the
driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket.
He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything
to juggle.

The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car.
A drunken good old boy from central Texas got out, watched the performance,
then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper
observed him and went over to the State car, opened the door asking the drunk
what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way
I can pass that test.”


My New Website



Dino's Digital Art







Reply
Like

Sapphire
Addict In Training
Sapphire
Addict In Training
Joined: 11 Sep 2014, 22:40

19 Feb 2016, 11:27 #2

lmao
Reply
Like

Dino
Addict Extraordinaire
Dino
Addict Extraordinaire
Joined: 06 Oct 2011, 01:30

21 Feb 2016, 14:49 #3

lmao.gif





Reply
Like