Christmas Groaners

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Christmas Groaners

Dino
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Dino
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Joined: 06 Oct 2011, 01:30

30 Aug 2014, 12:44 #1




What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.


Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.


Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.


What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.


What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.


What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper ?
Ribbon Hood.








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Sapphire
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Joined: 11 Sep 2014, 22:40

19 Feb 2016, 11:48 #2

lol
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Dino
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21 Feb 2016, 14:59 #3

lmao





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