What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper ?