KENTUCKYTOO's COLLEGE FOOTBALL HEADLINES

Joined: September 4th, 2012, 1:50 pm

September 6th, 2018, 8:07 am #1

10 . Tennessee erects monument to Lane Kiffin 
09. University of Florida designates an annual " Urban Meyer Appreciation Day "
08. Dabo says cuss word on live TV
07. Ed Orgeron gets library card
06. South Carolina fan admitted to mental hospital
05. UGA Cheerleaders no longer have more muscles than the football team
04. Harbaugh whines to official over bad call
03. Urban Meyer answers reporters question truthfully
02. Tennessee wins a football game
01. Zach Smith, when asked by a reporter : What do you say to a blond with two black eyes ? Replies: " Nothing, I've done told her twice "
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Joined: September 4th, 2012, 1:50 pm

September 6th, 2018, 8:08 am #2

Please, feel free to expand this list with your own unbelievable headlines … 
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Joined: October 3rd, 2013, 4:59 pm

September 6th, 2018, 8:26 am #3

It was hilarious up until #2.  I will make a bold prediction.  We will beat East Tennessee State this weekend. 
#1 is freaking hilarious.  Wrong.  But Hilarious.

Here are a few from me:
Michigan President decides Harbaugh is underpaid
The Pac 12 gets a team into the playoffs
Willie Taggarts calls a simple offensive play
Michigan State hosts the Olympic female gymnist
Kansas drops football program (actually with last week's loss to Nichol's State this one may not be too far fetched)
Colin Kaepernick explains to Pat Tillman's family what "sacrificing everything" means in the next Nike commercial.  
Being a Vol fan is great except for a few Saturdays in the fall.
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September 6th, 2018, 9:02 am #4

DocVOLiday wrote: It was hilarious up until #2.  I will make a bold prediction.  We will beat East Tennessee State this weekend. 
#1 is freaking hilarious.  Wrong.  But Hilarious.

Here are a few from me:
Michigan President decides Harbaugh is underpaid
The Pac 12 gets a team into the playoffs
Willie Taggarts calls a simple offensive play
Michigan State hosts the Olympic female gymnist
Kansas drops football program (actually with last week's loss to Nichol's State this one may not be too far fetched)
Colin Kaepernick explains to Pat Tillman's family what "sacrificing everything" means in the next Nike commercial.  
lol … I love'em ….. funny stuff … I hope a few more folks come up with some ideas for this list … 
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September 6th, 2018, 9:26 am #5

" Michigan President decides Harbaugh is underpaid " 

not in this lifetime ….
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Joined: September 6th, 2012, 7:13 am

September 6th, 2018, 7:06 pm #6

Not related...but still fun.

I played in a golf outing yesterday with some former celebrities, the Eagle cheerleaders and Philly and Atlantic City businessmen.  

It was one of those six hour rounds where there are two groups on every tee box. Gerry Cooney is in the group in front of  ...my group had my friend..who is also Nicky Scarfo's first born (Chris)...and a great (legit) guy.  We get to the long drive hole...and as we're watching these guys tee off..and Refreshing our cocktails...Chris starts giving their guys shit.  So Cooney..who is still every bit of 6'5...takes a huge swing and dribbles it off the front of the tee box.  Everyone is howling....Cooney is cussing and Chris says.".you hit the shit out of that one"..and just pure reactionary...I blurt out..."yeah Holmes said you hit like a girl".  There was a slight pause while everyone watched to see if I was going to be killed..but Cooney took it really well..actually started laughing...which allowed me to start breathing again.
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September 7th, 2018, 4:04 am #7

1. Cocks get destroyed by the Beavers
2. Muschamp takes it doggy style from Smart
3. Lord Trevor Walks on Water and Delivers Game Ball to Dying Boy: Boy miraculously healed
4. Muschamp gets contract extension after 5th straight Clemson Loss: Says Never Again, Again
5. Smart is dumbfounded by the Clemson offense
6. Saban Terminated after being caught having sex with alter boy
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September 7th, 2018, 10:57 am #8

nmerritt11 wrote:
6. Saban Terminated after being caught having sex with alter boy
I don't think that would be enough to get him fired at Bama.
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September 8th, 2018, 11:52 am #9

brown dog wrote:
nmerritt11 wrote:
6. Saban Terminated after being caught having sex with alter boy
I don't think that would be enough to get him fired at Bama.
now, if he lied to the press about it …….. 
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September 16th, 2018, 10:15 am #10

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" Florida State starts Gofundme accounts to buy out Willie Taggart "
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September 16th, 2018, 12:51 pm #11

It is obviously way too soon to call Taggart a failure but, man, they seem to get worse every week.
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September 18th, 2018, 1:55 am #12

DocVOLiday wrote: It is obviously way too soon to call Taggart a failure but, man, they seem to get worse every week.
maybe … but FSU will have very little patience …. 
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