The Make Fun of Howard Thread

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Feb 18 2007, 01:10 AM #41

Howard,
You look really good for 92 :howard:
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Feb 18 2007, 02:35 PM #42

:howard: You left to early.
Musta been past your nap time.


I'll trade ya fer a Root 66 Shirt?


*(Size XL, right?)
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Feb 19 2007, 03:01 PM #43

Not to hijack a thread, but can anyone tell me what the WARN under my sign in name means... Looks like I got in trouble, and no one even told me... :oops:

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Feb 19 2007, 03:31 PM #44

Hi Thom. I added a warning so you don't feel left out. As I understand it, this 'feature' came with the software. You can see your own, admins and mods can see everyone's and change warning levels.

I have never seen a serious warning, just some pokes. Mine's at 80% now. :D
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Feb 19 2007, 03:32 PM #45

dakotaewing @ Feb 19 2007, 11:01 AM wrote: Not to hijack a thread, but can anyone tell me what the WARN under my sign in name means... Looks like I got in trouble, and no one even told me... :oops:

Thom
Click on the number in the warn percentage. It will open up a window that will show you who warned you and their reason for doing so.

I've been warned twice. Once for proving Howard wrong and another time for promoting harmony. I fully expect to be warned again for providing this explanation. :blink:
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Feb 19 2007, 11:52 PM #46

HiJack! Paul, what does the Part Pricer site do? I can't see any way to put in a part or part number to search for an item.
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Feb 20 2007, 12:04 PM #47

Howard @ Feb 19 2007, 07:52 PM wrote: HiJack! Paul, what does the Part Pricer site do? I can't see any way to put in a part or part number to search for an item.
It allows you to find parts and prices. What did you expect, porn? :P

You should see a menu accross the top of each page that will allow you to browse by category. However, you need to have javascript enabled to see the menu. I had to do this to best utilize screen real estate.

Here is a direct link to the search page http://partpricer.com/search/search.pl
Put in a part number or description and it will give you a list of pages that include the description or part number. Click on one of those links, and you will see a page like this
http://partpricer.com/602-00.html

On these pages, you will see four columns next to each part. If you click on one of them, it will take you to that part listing at GPR, Pelican, Auto Atlanta or Stoddard.
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Feb 20 2007, 02:57 PM #48

Much better. I know you are the guru of all, but why not put a link on the partpricer home page (the link in your sig) to the search page?
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Feb 20 2007, 03:00 PM #49

Hey, quit hijacking the shrine i have built for you.......... :angry:

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Feb 20 2007, 04:35 PM #50

Howard @ Feb 19 2007, 03:31 PM wrote: Mine's at 80% now. :D
Wrong buffalo breath ......

Ya gotta quit wearing dem der flowery silky panties .... you ain't in France Gayland anymore.
Life isn't like a box of chocolates......It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."
Farewell Howie ... You are greatly missed.

If that squirrel shits on my trunk .......


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Feb 21 2007, 06:55 PM #51

Who's Who????
:slits: :howard:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Feb 23 2007, 10:54 PM #52

Howard @ Feb 19 2007, 08:31 AM wrote:Hi Thom.  I added a warning so you don't feel left out.  As I understand it, this 'feature' came with the software.  You can see your own, admins and mods can see everyone's and change warning levels. 

I have never seen a serious warning, just some pokes.  Mine's at 80% now.  :D
HA!!!
Thanks Howard -
That's the last time I'll be nice to you !!!!
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Jun 14 2007, 02:56 AM #53

TROJAN @ Feb 21 2007, 11:55 AM wrote: Who's Who????


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Look!!!

Slits is actually TALLER than someone!!!!



Howard.. does the chair have an automatic too????
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Jun 19 2007, 07:54 PM #54

Howards so old he has to take half a viagra just to pee.

Love ya Howard. :D
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Jun 19 2007, 10:54 PM #55

Now don't be ragging on Howard ...

Oh, I forgot what thread I was in B)



You know, Howard and his lovely wife will be celebrating a milestone anniversary soon ... I hear the plan may involve a trip to ...







'Viagra Falls' ... :P
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Jun 19 2007, 11:34 PM #56

euro911 @ Jun 19 2007, 10:54 PM wrote: Now don't be ragging on Howard ...

Oh, I forgot what thread I was in B)



You know, Howard and his lovely wife will be celebrating a milestone anniversary soon ... I hear the plan may involve a trip to ...







'Viagra Falls' ... :P
All that's gonna do is give him a stiff neck ......

























from looking up!
Life isn't like a box of chocolates......It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."
Farewell Howie ... You are greatly missed.

If that squirrel shits on my trunk .......


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Jun 19 2007, 11:41 PM #57

:deadhorse: Who brought this up again??? And why???

I am in a very delicate state right now. Be nice or I will fuching :bfh:
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Jun 19 2007, 11:46 PM #58

Uh, Paul did it ... I just responded :hide:

... how delicate? :unsure:


:fairy: ... :unsure:
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Jun 19 2007, 11:48 PM #59

Hmmm, your Depends fail again?

And you should really let go of it while typing.
Life isn't like a box of chocolates......It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."
Farewell Howie ... You are greatly missed.

If that squirrel shits on my trunk .......


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Jun 20 2007, 12:02 AM #60

Will vent in detail later, or not. :angry: :ph43r: :dumbass:
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Jun 20 2007, 12:58 AM #61

Hope everything is really OK ... call me if you need something
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Jun 20 2007, 02:10 AM #62

euro911 @ Jun 19 2007, 05:58 PM wrote: Hope everything is really OK ... call me if you need something
And call me anything if you need to :blink: ,that dosen't sound right...But you get the point.
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Jun 20 2007, 02:32 AM #63

I love ya Howie....












I'm sorry you're so old though...
Get yer hands offa my zipper Ron!!!
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Jun 20 2007, 02:35 AM #64

Howard @ Jun 19 2007, 03:41 PM wrote: :deadhorse: Who brought this up again??? And why???

I am in a very delicate state right now. Be nice or I will fuching :bfh:
Are you feeling a little fem (AKA GAY)?

I love ya and will help in any way I can to stifle that feeling.... :D
Get yer hands offa my zipper Ron!!!
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Jun 20 2007, 02:36 AM #65

SoCal914 @ Jun 19 2007, 06:10 PM wrote:
euro911 @ Jun 19 2007, 05:58 PM wrote:
And call me anything if you need to :blink: ,that dosen't sound right...But you get the point.
Hmmm???
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Jun 20 2007, 05:52 AM #66

I was referring to providing medicinal assistance :chug: :toke:

An ear to bend, and beer to no end :beer2:
Financial assistance :trackfees:

Mechanical assistance :repair:

... or the ultimate distraction, a Hollywood Hooker :butt:

... all to help my stressed-out friend :aah:

NO :SpareTimeToys:
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Jun 20 2007, 06:39 AM #67

Headrage @ Jun 19 2007, 07:36 PM wrote:
SoCal914 @ Jun 19 2007, 06:10 PM wrote:
euro911 @ Jun 19 2007, 05:58 PM wrote:
And call me anything if you need to :blink: ,that dosen't sound right...But you get the point.
Hmmm???
I am not sure what I was referring to, but I like it that way. B)
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Jul 4 2007, 08:29 PM #68

Howie is so old that he can instantly detect what brand of bra a lady is wearing.
Thanks for the wonderful memories Howie!
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Jul 6 2007, 04:10 AM #69

Toast @ Jul 4 2007, 01:29 PM wrote: Howie is so old that he can instantly detect what brand of bra a lady is wearing.
Thats Howard, practice, practice, practice.
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Jul 6 2007, 04:36 AM #70

Terrible. I ended up with a midget hooker who wouldn't go up on me. :P
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Jul 8 2007, 07:09 PM #71

Howard @ Jul 5 2007, 09:36 PM wrote: Terrible. I ended up with a midget hooker who wouldn't go up on me. :P
I like hanging out with midget hookers, there someone that wants money, that actually looks up to me. :blink:
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Sep 25 2013, 03:51 AM #72

The Good Old Days....... :slits: :howard:

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Jul 6 2016, 04:24 AM #73

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Anarcy rules! We need more 914 boards....make more more more..
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Nov 16 2016, 08:33 PM #74

:wub:
Miss these guys and these times....
Thanks for the wonderful memories Howie!
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