It's from AIM, but still...
newtmonkey: I think Jesus was a vampire!!!!!!!!
newtmonkey: Look at his powers!!!
xSpike Spiegel: You're right. :O
xSpike Spiegel: But wait, he had to be like blade.
xSpike Spiegel: Maybe Marie was bitten by a vampire right before she had him! :O
newtmonkey: I think so, because he has all their powers and none of their limitations.
newtmonkey: !!
xSpike Spiegel: "The Day Walker". :O
newtmonkey: that's me!!!!
newtmonkey: I walk in the day
xSpike Spiegel: :O
xSpike Spiegel: ERGO!
xSpike Spiegel: AL IS IN FACT JESUS. :O
newtmonkey: wah
xSpike Spiegel:
newtmonkey: I have to start working on my powers
xSpike Spiegel: Watch out, God's probably gunning for you for a third time.
newtmonkey: I have decided to take down the legal system... WITH ROCK AND ROLL BABY
xSpike Spiegel: You should learn all these Ninja powers
xSpike Spiegel: ANd then call yourself Ninjesus.
newtmonkey: The judge will all be like "We hereby sentence you to-" and then I jump on the bench,
and cut his head off with my sword, and then escape by jumping out the window, landing on the horse
I've kept tied up there in preparation
xSpike Spiegel:
xSpike Spiegel: OR
xSpike Spiegel: OR
xSpike Spiegel: He could be like "Ninjesus, this court find you guilty....we hereby sentence you....TO ROOOOOOOOOOCK!"
xSpike Spiegel: And you could get up on the bench and jam on your guitar sword. :O
newtmonkey: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
newtmonkey: "LAdies and gentlemen of the Jury... have you reached your verdict?"
newtmonkey: "Yes your honor... we find Ninjesus... guilty... OF ROCKING THE FUCKING HOUSE OUT "
xSpike Spiegel:
newtmonkey: Holy christ, I'm gonna do that if I ever get jury duty
xSpike Spiegel: THat would be awesome.
xSpike Spiegel: I mean, you'd prolly get thrown out of the court and maybe arrested for a few days, but hell, it'd be worth it.
newtmonkey: If I ever find out I'm gonna die in like a few months, I'm going to do that, and I'm going to do the penis smacking
the stones at a martial arts tournnament thing.
xSpike Spiegel:
newtmonkey:
xSpike Spiegel: THen you'd be secured a place in Heaven.
newtmonkey: I think so
xSpike Spiegel: God would be all "Well, I'm not into the atheism or all the sinning...but that penis thing, that was classic, this guy's
in."
newtmonkey: God would be like, "We know you don't believe in Jesus and all... but damn that penis thing was hilarious.
YOU'RE IN!!! NOW ROCK On!!!!!'
newtmonkey: whoops, we wrote our little stories at the same time.
xSpike Spiegel: We can combine them and make a super little story.
newtmonkey: agwwahahsa
newtmonkey:
newtmonkey: I've been playing a lot of Super Smash Brothers lately.
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