Screw The Two Towers, Hero, or any other big ticket film coming out soon.
I have found the next movie that HAS to be seen (yes, even more so than Hero). Jesus Christ's second-coming has the sole purpose of...fighting kung fu against lesbian vampires with a Mexican wrestler sidekick.
This could only be topped by another B-movie featuring a black homosexual Jesus Christ laying waste to the ghetto, with his two sidekicks Phallus and Gestahr. Hm...
*Grabs XL1 on his way out the door*

...please be joking. I don't want to lose even more faith in the good taste of my fellow man.

100% serious. I'm putting my preorder for it on DVD soon.
I'm not usually into B movies or things THIS...uh...strange, but I cannot help wanting to see this movie.
Besides, its just a little indie flick that will barely be seen by anyone, so its not like we can expect another Catholic Church vs. Kevin Smith fight like the last time...

Of course I'm serious. Since when have I ever lied?