I dunno how many of yall are even old enough to vote but I'm really happy Elf General Supreme Badass is finally giving in and running for president. (It took a LOT of letters and petition signatures!) Keep an eye on this guy. He rules.

Um...because he looks like an ELF! Duh!
...no, actually because he's the most sane presidential candidate I've seen in a looooong time. He's running as a democrat, but he's not as liberally stupid as most democrats are (he's a retired war hero after all), and is very open minded about human rights and stuff.
He didn't even want to run, but the thousands and thousands of people on that web site just kept asking him until he finally said okay.
I hope he wins and can clean up the mess Bush made.