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What are some of your favorite quotes from the various Squaresoft games? (Doesn't have to be limited to Final Fantasy, but I'm assuming the majority of them are going to be... ) I dunno what it is about it, but I just loved Mint's "WORLD DOMINATION, BABY!#$%!" (from Threads of Fate). Honestly, I have no idea why, it just made me laugh so hard...

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"Call me a treasure hunter or I'll rip yer lungs out" -Locke

How did I know that Jim would use that one?? hehehe...

Even though I really liked Squall in FFVIII, I still thought the "I dreamt I was a moron" line was funny. Katyjag, a young revolutionary...

Haha, is it really that obvious that FFVI is my favorite? I guess I'll include some other FF ones then (some of these I like just because of the translation ).

"See your face upon the clean water. How dirty! Come! Wash your face!" - Fountain (Final Fantasy)
"I AM... PIANO... MASTER!!!" - Butz (Final Fantasy V)
"Look at me! I'm a receptionist! Fwa ha ha!" - Ultros (Final Fantasy VI)
"Special thanks to SQUARE ALL STAFF" - End Credits (Final Fantasy VI)
"Why do you yearn live, knowing all things must die?" - Ending (Final Fantasy VI)
"You spoony bard!" - Tellah (Final Fantasy IV)
"Uwee hee hee! Game over! Don't tease the octopus kids!" - Ultros (Final Fantasy VI)

"Wait he says! Do I look like a waiter?" - Kefka (Final Fantasy VI)

"I am GOGO, master of simulacrum... My miming skills will astonish you." - Gogo (Final Fantasy VI)
"You son of a submariner!" - Kefka (Final Fantasy VI)
"Just need 'nough to feed my dog. Say, oh...3000 GP." - Shadow (Final Fantasy VI)
"What a fuddy duddy...." - Relm (Final Fantasy VI)
"Narshe is a neutral city. We want no war here. But that #@%!* Empire won't listen..." - Narshe Citizen (Final Fantasy VI)
"Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!" - Kefka (Final Fantasy VI)
"This is sickening... You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!" - Kefka (Final Fantasy VI)
"Ooh, soft!" - Zidane helping Garnet up a ladder (Final Fantasy XI)
"Resistance Is Futile!" - Steiner (Final Fantasy IX)
Fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering..." - Necron (Final Fantasy IX)

FF8> Squall: "I dreamt I was a moron."
FF9> Zidene: "Ooh, soft!" - Zidane helping Garnet up a ladder
The Bouncer> Kou: "Even 9 lives wouldn't be enough on what we've been going through"
Kou: "Oh ya. What are we supposed to do to get a ride?? Ask them and say please?(I think I kinda messed up the quotes)
THAT'S DISGUSTING !! TAKE A SHOWER BABY !!!!

"If the history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."
"My past is dead. It was all just a dream." ~ Magus
-Chrono Trigger

Its official, Final Fantasy VI is a GOLDMINE for great quotes, especially ones that not only go beyond the game, but parallel past and present history.

Why do people rebuild things they know are going to be destroyed?
Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever?
Think how meaningless each of your lives is!
- Kefka
"Life.. Dreams... Hope... Where'd they come from? ...And where are they headed? These things... I am going to to destroy!"
- Kefka
Terra: Life will go on! There will always be people, and dreams!
Kefka: No! I will hunt them down. I will destroy them all! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
Locke: We will not allow you to harm another living thing.
Kefka: Mwe, hee, hee! But what fun is destruction if no "precious" lives are lost!
- Terra, Kefka, and Locke
Why not? I don't have anything to lose but my life. . .and I got that for free!
- Setzer
The Reaper is always a step behind me...
- Shadow
What's the most important thing in life? To be free of obligations! Otherwise you lose the ability to gamble...
- Setzer
Welcome to my barbeque!
- Kefka (when torching Figaro)
I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!
- Kefka
My life is a chip in your pile. Ante up!
- Setzer
If something were to happen to me, all the world's women would grieve!
- Edgar
Run, run, or you'll be well done!
- Kefka

I know this is a Final Fantasy topic but I have to say these quotes from "The Bouncer" game cuz I beaten it twice already.
Mugetsu(most favorite character)> "I don't care if I destroy my mind......AS LONG AS I SLAUGHTER ALL OF YOU !!!
Kou(another favorite character)> Even if I had nine lives, those still wouldn't be enough for this mission.
Sion> "They don't pay you enough to die....SO PREPARE TO DIE !!!" Or was it "SO GET OUT OF MY WAY !!"....oh well.THAT'S DISGUSTING !! TAKE A SHOWER BABY !!!!

It was "SO GET OUT OF MY WAY!!"
Dauragon C. Mikado: "Human beings want to be controlled...they forsake those who offer no benefit. They laud those with power! They can do nothing for themselves! Mankind's true desire is to be dominated by absolute power!"