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Haha this is hilarious. I am willing to bet that you don't remember me. I emailed way back in November of 2002 in regards to the hentai anime Bible Black, which can be found at www.bestbuy.com/movies/pr...e=11177501 and the anime compilation Sextoons: Erotic Animation Festival located at www.bestbuy.com/movies/Pr...scat=1384. This by no means scratches the surface; ALL of your hentai anime is listed under Family.
Quite frankly I find this extremely hilarious. At first this was just an inside joke with a group of friends, and I decided not to show it to too many other people because a number of your "Customer Representatives" (which are probably just a bunch of canned responses) assured me that you (BestBuy) would "look into it." Yes, we'll consider removing porn from the family section. It probably won't happen though because nobody has actually read this email. Hooray! Leave it to Best Buy to sell porn that the whole family can watch! Gather the family; hell, gather all of your relatives and gaze upon women wearing only a cloak whilst performing a Satanic ritual! Great fun for the whole family!
I've gotten emails from "Margaret with Customer Care" andd "Corrie with Customer Care" (case number 2726135). Hello, robots, please process my email again. Do you have any new processing algorithms for emails? New "Customer Care" names? Maybe updated canned responses? Yes, that's it, a new algorithm that looks for certain words in the email and pieces together the correct canned response for the first half of the email, then randomly picks a Best Buy advertisement to place in the second half of the email. "My name is Shabootie from Customer Care. We're sorry you were dissatisfied with your online experience. We will look into the issue and error in line 294 of CustomerCareReply.VB -- We're looking forward to seeing your money again. The holidays are only 9 months away, why not buy them some great porn from the Family section!"
I'm looking forward to what your computers come up with in reply to this email. I'm sure it will be amusing. In the meantime, I will be showing all of my friends that you can buy porn in the Family section at Best Buy, and I'm sure they'll pass the word along to all their friends. It's about time I let this joke out.
Hooray for porn!
Randy Tabula
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Randy,
Thank you for contacting Best Buy about Rock titles you located on our Web site. I'm Denise with Customer Care.
We understand your concern about the content of the title you've brought to our attention.
We appreciate all comments from our customers, and we do use such feedback for policy creation and maintenance. When a customer gives us feedback of any kind, we enter it into a database with other customer comments. We then look for trends to help us identify areas for improvement.
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Best wishes from Best Buy,
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Comments: Haha this is hilarious. I am willing to bet that you don't remember me. I emailed way back in November of 2002 in regards to the hentai anime Bible Black, which can be found at www.bestbuy.com/movies/pr...e=11177501 and the anime compilation Sextoons: Erotic Animation Festival located at www.bestbuy.com/movies/Pr...scat=1384. This by no means scratches the surface; ALL of your hentai anime is listed under Family.
Quite frankly I find this extremely hilarious. At first this was just an inside joke with a group of friends, and I decided not to show it to too many other people because a number of your "Customer Representatives" (which are probably just a bunch of canned responses) assured me that you (BestBuy) would "look into it." Yes, we'll consider removing porn from the family section. It probably won't happen though because nobody has actually read this email. Hooray! Leave it to Best Buy to sell porn that the whole family can watch! Gather the family; hell, gather all of your relatives and gaze upon women wearing only a cloak whilst performing a Satanic ritual! Great fun for the whole family!
I've gotten emails from "Margaret with Customer Care" andd "Corrie with Customer Care" (case number 2726135). Hello, robots, please process my email again. Do you have any new processing algorithms for emails? New "Customer Care" names? Maybe updated canned responses? Yes, that's it, a new algorithm that looks for certain words in the email and pieces together the correct canned response for the first half of the email, then randomly picks a Best Buy advertisement to place in the second half of the email. "My name is Shabootie from Customer Care. We're sorry you were dissatisfied with your online experience. We will look into the issue and error in line 294 of CustomerCareReply.VB -- We're looking forward to seeing your money again. The holidays are only 9 months away, why not buy them some great porn from the Family section!"
I'm looking forward to what your computers come up with in reply to this email. I'm sure it will be amusing. In the meantime, I will be showing all of my friends that you can buy porn in the Family section at Best Buy, and I'm sure they'll pass the word along to all their friends. It's about time I let this joke out.
Hooray for porn!
Randy Tabula END OF COMMENTS
