CHV Lives On

originally posted on my blog, then posted at www.hephaestusnetwork.com....php?t=742
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this is posted on my blog, but gremlin suggested i post this here because
[23:16:26] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: its gold
first is the chatlog with my friend melissa telling the story of what happened sunday night on the way to main place mall.
[22:39:11] TTM MoonKnight: sunday i had dinner with my dad, brother, and sister at claim jumper[22:39:28] Melissa Caster: good place[22:39:5 TTM MoonKnight: that was a LOT of meat for one man, so after we got home, my dad watched the angels game while i decided to drive to main place mall to walk off the food. rodney wanted to come along too[22:40:08] TTM MoonKnight: so ok i was driving down la veta toward main place[22:40:21] TTM MoonKnight: this was like 5 pm, it was getting dark out[22:40:42] TTM MoonKnight: we're about to hit parker, so i want to turn left so i can get into main place easier[22:40:56] Melissa Caster: yeah[22:41:11] TTM MoonKnight: and some stupid chick in an explorer decides that she wants to turn left on parker also, but she decides this from the right lane next to the curb[22:41:52] Melissa Caster: yikes[22:41:52] TTM MoonKnight: so i'm in the left turn lane, a yard and a half from the crosswalk line, about to turn, and in comes the explorer, and i'm like what the FUCK, i had to almost come to a complete stop so i don't rearend the effer[22:42:12] TTM MoonKnight: as you might guess, i was REALLY angry[22:42:44] TTM MoonKnight: so i turn on the high beams, hold down the horn, turn on the map light, and held my middle finger rather prominently under the maplight so i knew she could see it[22:43:44] TTM MoonKnight: then i do something really illegal, i speed up to about 50 mph, i pull along side on the left, i'm driving partially on the right side of the road and partially on the wrong, i'm pretty much over the double yellow lines[22:44:34] TTM MoonKnight: i pull up along side, horn still blaring, i reach over in front of rodney and try as best as i could to stick my middle finger at this assclown[22:44:47] Melissa Caster: lol[22:44:51] Melissa Caster: holy shit[22:45:03] TTM MoonKnight: then i speed up again, i got in front of her, and slowed to about 15 mph, then peeled out right in front of her.. i was SOOOO angry[22:45:42] TTM MoonKnight: i'm an angry driver heh... and i'm even the guy who stops to let other cars get in the street from like a gas station[22:45:54] Melissa Caster: lol[22:45:57] Melissa Caster: you're a but[22:46:02] Melissa Caster: nut*
now here is the conversation with gremlin himself
[23:09:09] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: woa[23:09:11] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: awesome![23:09:17] TTM MoonKnight: what?[23:09:26] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: the car thing[23:09:32] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: i would have so done the same thing[23:09:35] TTM MoonKnight: oh heh[23:09:39] TTM MoonKnight: man you don't even know how mad i was[23:13:28] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: www.nedstatbasic.net/s?ta...id=1637096[23:13:3 Charles "Gremlin" Specht: inreach = me[23:13:4 TTM MoonKnight: i wish i had something like an empty soda bottle that i could have thrown at that fucking car[23:13:48] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: hahahaha[23:13:59] TTM MoonKnight: i was like fuuuuuuck man[23:14:11] TTM MoonKnight: even ask rodney, he knows i was pissed[23:14:2 Charles "Gremlin" Specht: when we go out in the van, we always have shit to throw...[23:14:46] TTM MoonKnight: yeah i think from now on i'm gonna carry some empty soda bottles so i can throw them at retards like that[23:15:02] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: damn straight[23:15:29] TTM MoonKnight: oh did i scratch your pretty explorer? fuck you, i'll take a dump on your hood![23:15:41] TTM MoonKnight: or as the british say, your bonnet![23:15:49] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: hahhaah[23:15:55] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: oh god[23:16:02] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: you've got to post that on HN [23:16:1 TTM MoonKnight: post what?[23:16:19] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: all this[23:16:24] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: the story, your comments[23:16:25] TTM MoonKnight: under where?[23:16:26] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: its gold[23:16:29] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: hmmmm...[23:16:47] Charles "Gremlin" Specht: rants
Rally Co-Driver In Training
...Opens 80, narrows 4 left minus tightens, into 5 right, opens 30, 5 right keep in into hairpin left, 4 plus 30, sharp 5 left into crest 20, opens 5 half long over crest...

Haha, take it easy man. No need to get arrested for pulling some stupid-ass stunts like that.
On a side note, a fairly agressive driver I know tends to pack a couple of donuts in the car with him. He finds them to be invaluable when it comes to throwing things at cars, since they do no damage (although throwing ANYTHING at someone can cause an accident/fight).
You'll run into drivers, both bad and good, but you kinda need to handle this a little better. We've all been cut off and almost hit by dumbass drivers (my favorite is the ones who stop at the sign at an intersection without looking both ways, basically pulling out RIGHT as you're about to broadside them), but for the most part, you need to handle the situation a lot better than that (although it was a little amusing in hindsight).

yea i know it's just that my younger brother was in the car, ya know? i don't want to get in an accident with him in there.
normally i just honk the hell out of people.
oh yea and since you guys don't live in the area, Parker is a private street, not a main one like la veta, chapman, or MAIN even.
Rally Co-Driver In Training
...Opens 80, narrows 4 left minus tightens, into 5 right, opens 30, 5 right keep in into hairpin left, 4 plus 30, sharp 5 left into crest 20, opens 5 half long over crest...

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