New Found Hatred For Game Systems

lzMonkeyPee · Dec 26, 2006#12006-12-26T16:07

When it comes to game systems I can take them or leave them.
On occassion I have sat down and enjoyed a game or two...but games that I enjoy are few and far between...ask ren. Now, since christmas (christmas eve to be exact) I hate game systems. For I believe that they were put here on this earth if not to entertain but to annoy the hell out of every wife/mother who wants or needs her husband to get up and pry his ass away from the game do something.
So now when I ask "Dave can you..." I know that it will take him twice as long to get up than it did when I asked when he was merely watching tv. GAH! I will never win...I need to pack us and the kids up and move in with a nice amish family...only then will I be happy and David will have nice big muscles from building barns and stuff...erfkinerf!

Gestahr · Dec 27, 2006#22006-12-27T04:56

You need to make yourself more desireable.

Right now, Dave sees the game reality as being more desireable than his current reality, and, as such, escapes to it. If you increase your desireability, it will increase the overall desireability of the real world, thus pulling him away from said games.
Step 1, stop asking Dave to do things you can probably easily do yourself. Right away, you've made his world much more desireable, because he's not constantly being bothered with throwing the trash or other inane "guy" things.

Step 2, wear something sexy!
Step 3, boarding school for the kids!
Step 4, cook dinner while wearing something sexier!
Step 5, serve dinner in little more than stockings and heels!
Step 6, sex or something!
Following these 6 easy steps will surely pull your husband away from his gaming device of choice! If not, divorce.

not allowed

lzMonkeyPee · Dec 27, 2006#32006-12-27T07:46

divorce... :::dreamland::: that would only mean that my house look like 2 children live here instead of 3. Oh the tempttion....oh the cleanliness! Rapture!

Gestahr · Dec 27, 2006#42006-12-27T13:58

Get a divorce, then.

not allowed

rKassim · Dec 27, 2006#52006-12-27T19:14

Marry Ren.

lzMonkeyPee · Dec 27, 2006#62006-12-27T19:43

Ren would drive me just as crazy but for different reasons...at least I can get David to do the dishes every once in a while ::

links at Ren::: don't EVEN try to defend that one LoL! Sometimes if I'm lucky...he does them without being asked. ::thud::: I know.

Gestahr · Dec 28, 2006#72006-12-28T05:50

Doing the dishes is a woman's job. :i I guess I could understand David doing them if you were too busy cooking or cleaning or having babies or something, but, otherwise, there's no excuse. :i not allowed

Ospiosis · Dec 28, 2006#82006-12-28T14:53

:;sits back and awaits the live fire on Gestahr::
Ren

lzMonkeyPee · Dec 28, 2006#92006-12-28T16:08

A woman's job... My dear I suggest that you adopt a new attitude if you expect to get laid anytime in the future...That one sentence is a turn off for 95% of the female population, especially the gay ones like Ren. The other 5% percent are those idiotic women you see on springer fighting over trailer trash...unless you like the toothless kinda lady...I hear they're really good at....stuff.

Drakkael · Dec 28, 2006#102006-12-28T16:31

Ah. Old joke.
The perfect woman is three feet tall, toothless, and has a flat head to rest your drink on.
...getting laid is overrated, anyway.