CHV Lives On

Fond of America? Wow....
I mean...wow...I'm kinda speechless.
Go visit a little state called New Jersey. That'll change your outlook on us by just a bit...
And yeah, I hate the farking guy too. Its almost sad seeing him and Blair all buddy-buddy in front of the UN. He's an idiot, far more so than his father, and his Nazi sidekicks (John aka "I want everyone in this country under 24/7 watch while I take away your rights" Ashcroft) just piss me off.
As sad as it is, I wish Clinton was back...and not just his farking wife.

Oh, BTW, we're all going to war soon, so if things REALLY go to hell, I'll just be so glad that I can get drafted and die for a worthless cause.
*Packs his bags and gasses up the Vette for a "vacation" to Canada*

Texas is almost as bad though, just less toxic waste lying around.
Hey, if you REALLY want to get scared at how screwed up Americans are, see if you can find a movie called "Bowling For Columbine". It might not be playing by the time you get here, but maybe you'll eventually see it somewhere (possibly even in the UK). Much of it applies to the freaks in Texas...
Hm...is this the first time you're going to the US since 9/11/01? Expect some d e l a y s at the US airports...especially if Katy is a fake name for "Mohammad" or something.

You're going into O'Hare to get to Texas? I would think you'd end up flying to New York or Boston, and then transferring to Texas from there.
Don't be ashamed of your name. You should scream it proudly to all of us.
Watch, I'll go first.

JIMMMMMMM!!!!!
See? That wasn't hard.

That's just a technicallity. Jim is close enough that my head turns when someone calls the name out.
Ok, I guess you have a reason then.
Uh...back to the original topic then, I guess? So...yeah, Kingdom Hearts...yeah...I have nothing to add...