What is a church?

What is a church?

Joined: August 8th, 2009, 11:19 pm

June 10th, 2012, 3:44 am #1



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For all those baptist and kiddy fondling catholic priests, not to mention the Onesogs, Nuccs and other gay posters inspired by that hippy, commie, man loving Jesus guy.




Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.

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I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just band aids over bull sh!t.

Biblical Pitfalls http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
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Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

<i>Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.</i>

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I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just <b><i>band aids over bull sh!t.</b></i>

Biblical Pitfalls .http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
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ReallyOrnery
ReallyOrnery

June 10th, 2012, 5:26 am #2

Ignore them, which is what I shall do with Arthur Dent.

RO
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Arthur Dent
Arthur Dent

June 10th, 2012, 6:04 am #3

Bet you cant keep talking about the sky fairy up there though.

Its important to seek the truth.

Given your past elsewhere, you arent claiming not to be an A class troll I hope?

We have a number of trolls here, in fact, I think the place scared off non trolls ages ago.

So "Mr New troll on the block", what's your shtick?
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Joined: April 28th, 2010, 1:30 pm

June 10th, 2012, 1:15 pm #4

This person..
He is known mostly around here as Loco because he has NOTHING meaningful, of value, or purpose to say. He's a coward like his buddy Dorky.



He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says,~~~~Jesus Christ"
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doh!
doh!

June 10th, 2012, 1:25 pm #5

Commies? The Pope? oh I know!!! EVERYONE!!!

Everyone faied to come to your forum as always

Its a waste of time, has 100 banned people who against their better judgement actually wasted their time by visitiing your cess pit.

Do you have to keep reminding them of the waste of erffort?
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Joined: April 28th, 2010, 1:30 pm

June 10th, 2012, 2:29 pm #6

You call being the stupid coward you show yourself to be BETTER JUDGMENT?

He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says,~~~~Jesus Christ"
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Arthur Dent
Arthur Dent

June 10th, 2012, 7:33 pm #7

Say you being a liar and a violent drug using fool bad judgement, wouldnt you?
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Joined: April 28th, 2010, 1:30 pm

June 11th, 2012, 12:04 pm #8

I'm not an immoral atheist like you.

He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says,~~~~Jesus Christ"
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Arthur Dent
Arthur Dent

June 12th, 2012, 12:08 am #9

and you have a fine history of mayhem and law breaking.

Christianity is not protection against indecent living, its a licence for it.

All those priests, pastors, inquisitors have a licence to kill, from your imaginary gods.

You just pretend its just the moslems who do it.
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Exposing dent
Exposing dent

June 12th, 2012, 12:26 am #10

An inconvenient truth for dent.
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