The bible, explained.

The bible, explained.

Joined: August 8th, 2009, 11:19 pm

August 4th, 2012, 1:08 am #1




so true, so true, and you still piss him off it seems according to what you guys say.
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Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

<i>Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.</i>

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I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just <b><i>band aids over bull sh!t.</b></i>

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to slow learner
to slow learner

August 4th, 2012, 4:16 am #2

It just makes you ignorant.
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Arthur Dent
Arthur Dent

August 4th, 2012, 4:41 am #3

The mystery of the scriptures is why ANYONE would bother believing them. Its the errors that make scriptures invalid.

I think the problem is, slow learner, is that you dont understand the errors, and you are having trouble reconciling a book claiming to be the truth with the fact that it is not.

The pig understood the book didnt make sense, which it doesnt.

Your mysteries include why a book that claims to be true is not

Why a god that claims to be loving is not

Why a book that claims to have a real god cannot prove it.

God doesnt interact with us, why should we even believe the evil creature exists, because its obvious that he's not here.

The pig solved the mystery it seems?

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Dent is Small Minded
Dent is Small Minded

August 4th, 2012, 10:11 am #4

You seem to be below par when it comes to matters that require deep thought and contemplation. Which is a nice way of saying you have a head full of fluff. Do yourself a favour and give yourself a personal Spring Clean.
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Exposing dent
Exposing dent

August 4th, 2012, 10:31 am #5

He can't even give evidence that atheism is correct even though he insists that it is.
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Casual Observer
Casual Observer

August 4th, 2012, 11:35 am #6

It just makes you ignorant.
Much less anything else. How then, can he be expected to understand hermeneutics?
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doh!
doh!

August 4th, 2012, 1:29 pm #7

You seem to be below par when it comes to matters that require deep thought and contemplation. Which is a nice way of saying you have a head full of fluff. Do yourself a favour and give yourself a personal Spring Clean.
The bitter and angry ex postal worker. (hell on wheels, the bycyclist)
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doh!
doh!

August 4th, 2012, 1:32 pm #8

Much less anything else. How then, can he be expected to understand hermeneutics?
Its your superstition, you make sense of the mystery of making it sound like sense.
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Exposing dent
Exposing dent

August 4th, 2012, 2:31 pm #9

The bitter and angry ex postal worker. (hell on wheels, the bycyclist)
Does not require much detective work, dent.
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Hey Fluffy!
Hey Fluffy!

August 4th, 2012, 2:56 pm #10

The bitter and angry ex postal worker. (hell on wheels, the bycyclist)
I am not Nucc. But what would fluff know.
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