Kill the poster above you in a creative way

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Kill the poster above you in a creative way

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Apprentice
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Apprentice
Joined: 06 Mar 2006, 22:28

22 Jun 2006, 19:37 #1

Pretty self-explanitory. Notice that it says "in a creative way", not "in a gratuitusly violent and unessessarily way".
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Ishtar
Elite Knight
Ishtar
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Joined: 15 May 2006, 00:31

22 Jun 2006, 20:31 #2

duct tape metal spoons all over his body and place him out side in a lighting storm, in the tallest tree you can find! :lol:
"Sorry, but this is it for me. Aah, what an unsatisfying way to die, I'm so uncool." -Duo Maxwell
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23 Jun 2006, 00:34 #3

Love you too, hun. :lol:

Hmmmm.... *wraps you in magnets then puts you into a knife and sword store*
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Firelord
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Joined: 01 May 2006, 00:59

23 Jun 2006, 01:30 #4

*pulls out duffle bag of random weapons* hmmmm *pulss out cage of three week starved hamsters with lazers shooting out of their eys and shoulder mounted rocket launchers*

attack attack attack *points at BW*
Psalms 37 v. 1-2

Do not fret because of evil men or be envious of those who do wrong; for like the grass they will soon wither, like green plants they will soon die away.
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THE DON
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Joined: 07 Jan 2006, 01:22

23 Jun 2006, 01:43 #5

ooooo pretty button *pushes shiny red button on table* *click* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY *sees a gaint mushrooom clud and hears FL screaming*

98% of the population listens to rap. If you're part of the 2% that listens to real music, put this in your sig.
96% of teens won't stand for Christ -- if your the 4% that will put this in your sig


The catalyst of all change comes from within
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Firelord
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Joined: 01 May 2006, 00:59

23 Jun 2006, 01:46 #6

FL's sream was of joy as the bomb backfired on the joker.

FL suddenly turns into a spartan and sticks a plasma grenade to the jokers body.
Psalms 37 v. 1-2

Do not fret because of evil men or be envious of those who do wrong; for like the grass they will soon wither, like green plants they will soon die away.
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Ishtar
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Joined: 15 May 2006, 00:31

23 Jun 2006, 01:46 #7

*puts liquid nitrogen in Jokers mask it freezes to his face and it and his face shatters when he tries to remove it.
"Sorry, but this is it for me. Aah, what an unsatisfying way to die, I'm so uncool." -Duo Maxwell
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THE DON
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Joined: 07 Jan 2006, 01:22

23 Jun 2006, 01:51 #8

laughs as the dusk clears gets up and pulls out c4 runs and sticks it to ishtar then out of his hat he pulls out a homade fire work straps FL to ti denotontes C4 adn lights fire work fuse *boooommmmmmmmm* pretty colors!!!!! *runs away comes bakc with plasma grenades sticks himself and blows to pieces

98% of the population listens to rap. If you're part of the 2% that listens to real music, put this in your sig.
96% of teens won't stand for Christ -- if your the 4% that will put this in your sig


The catalyst of all change comes from within
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Ishtar
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23 Jun 2006, 02:12 #9

put small pin holes all over his body so that he is bleeding, then restrain him with duct tape and throw him into the middle of the ocean where he is devoured by sharks.
"Sorry, but this is it for me. Aah, what an unsatisfying way to die, I'm so uncool." -Duo Maxwell
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THE DON
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Joined: 07 Jan 2006, 01:22

23 Jun 2006, 02:48 #10

razor cuts all over the body dips in salt water repeat as neccesary

98% of the population listens to rap. If you're part of the 2% that listens to real music, put this in your sig.
96% of teens won't stand for Christ -- if your the 4% that will put this in your sig


The catalyst of all change comes from within
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Joined: 06 Mar 2006, 22:28

23 Jun 2006, 03:08 #11

Nails Don to a tree and sets it on fire. Hands him a dull, rusty razor blade.
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Ishtar
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23 Jun 2006, 03:43 #12

chucks bottle caps at your head until you are knocked out, then stakes you to the ground in the middle a forest and coats your body with honey. You are eaten alive.
Just remember; I love you! and you started this.
"Sorry, but this is it for me. Aah, what an unsatisfying way to die, I'm so uncool." -Duo Maxwell
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23 Jun 2006, 18:28 #13

*pulls out a wet ferret* Squeaky! *wham!*
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Ishtar
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23 Jun 2006, 18:54 #14

were you killing me or the ferret? :lol:

buries you up to your neck in the middle of the desert, right next to a large colony of fire ants. *sticks a plastic spoon in your mouth.* Good luck.
"Sorry, but this is it for me. Aah, what an unsatisfying way to die, I'm so uncool." -Duo Maxwell
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23 Jun 2006, 19:03 #15

You, of course. :D

*ties your foot to a space shuttle about to take off*

Why don't you stop hogging the topic and let some other people have a chance to kill me? :lol:
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