Oh Boy - More News Out of Gloucester - Headless Tuna Update

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November 1st, 2017, 4:49 pm #1

400-pound headless tuna found in the woods of Massachusetts fishing town:

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/ ... found.html
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November 1st, 2017, 5:00 pm #2

That's one expensive Halloween prank! 
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November 1st, 2017, 5:08 pm #3

So I'm looking at the thread list and the topic under this one right now is "Heads need to roll!"
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November 1st, 2017, 5:18 pm #4

🐟  This may be a contender for the weirdest news to come out of Gloucester.  We've had plenty of not-so-great news but this is just plain weird. 🐟 
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November 1st, 2017, 5:34 pm #5

The tuna looks flayed open from the picture. Maybe the poacher took the choice cuts and dumped the carcass. They wouldn't have been able to sell it since it was illegal, but if it was poached, why not dump it at sea?
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November 1st, 2017, 6:41 pm #6

The story goes.....
(Names and some details removed)
So he went out of Pigeon Cove after the Tuna season ended and caught that fish. Apparently someone at Pigeon Cove saw him going out and knew him and why he was going and called the Greenies and dropped a dime.
He comes back with the fish, waits til night time, takes his girlfriends brand new Car and goes back to the boat, pulls off the fish, ties it to the bumper of the Car and drags it back to Lanesville. He called a buddy that processes Tuna because he thought he would be able to sell it to him and the dude told him no way!
So, He's stuck with a 400 pound, headless tuna with road rash. What does he do? Drags it up to the woods off Revere Street and buries it under a bunch of leaves and sticks banking on the coyotes and animals to eat it.
The dime dropper tells the Greenies about the webcam at Pigeon Cove and they pull the tapes, sure enough there he and his ill gotten Tuna. Oh, and he doesn't have a drivers license either.

Freaking hysterical!!!!!!
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November 1st, 2017, 6:53 pm #7

Cathy (Admin) wrote: So I'm looking at the thread list and the topic under this one right now is "Heads need to roll!"
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November 2nd, 2017, 8:05 am #8

Trevor Slattery wrote:The story goes.....
(Names and some details removed)
So he went out of Pigeon Cove after the Tuna season ended and caught that fish.  Apparently someone at Pigeon Cove saw him going out and knew him and why he was going and called the Greenies and dropped a dime.
He comes back with the fish, waits til night time, takes his girlfriends brand new Car and goes back to the boat, pulls off the fish, ties it to the bumper of the Car and drags it back to Lanesville.  He called a buddy that processes Tuna because he thought he would be able to sell it to him and the dude told him no way!
So, He's stuck with a 400 pound, headless tuna with road rash.  What does he do? Drags it up to the woods off Revere Street and buries it under a bunch of leaves and sticks banking on the coyotes and animals to eat it.
The dime dropper tells the Greenies about the webcam at Pigeon Cove and they pull the tapes, sure enough there he and his ill gotten Tuna.  Oh, and he doesn't have a drivers license either.

Freaking hysterical!!!!!!
Brilliant. every damn piece of it.
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November 2nd, 2017, 9:44 am #9

Brilliant hardly describes this brain surgeon. See what 300 years of inbreeding in Rockport does to a population.
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November 2nd, 2017, 10:53 am #10

Webcams are cheaper than police details. They work 24/7 practically for free....and what people forget is that they are ubiquitous.
You make a living by what you get. You make a life by what you give..
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November 2nd, 2017, 11:06 am #11

My sister in Arizona told me both stories were in their news out there this morning.
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November 2nd, 2017, 11:15 am #12

Thong Extractor wrote: Brilliant hardly describes this brain surgeon. See what 300 years of inbreeding in Rockport does to a population.
Rockport may have inbreeding, but at least we don't have Sefatia! I'll take that all day, everyday my friend!!
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November 2nd, 2017, 11:25 am #13

Advise against assuming people fishing out of Pigeon Cove are from Rockport. Remember history of third and fifth parishes.
Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought?...   ..........
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November 2nd, 2017, 12:45 pm #14

gator wrote:
Thong Extractor wrote: Brilliant hardly describes this brain surgeon. See what 300 years of inbreeding in Rockport does to a population.
Rockport may have inbreeding, but at least we don't have Sefatia! I'll take that all day, everyday my friend!!
Amen to that.
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November 2nd, 2017, 1:12 pm #15

gator wrote:
Thong Extractor wrote: Brilliant hardly describes this brain surgeon. See what 300 years of inbreeding in Rockport does to a population.
Rockport may have inbreeding, but at least we don't have Sefatia! I'll take that all day, everyday my friend!!
Well I can't argue with that one....lol  She does take a nice picture!
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November 2nd, 2017, 2:34 pm #16

Imagining the conversation on the call to Tally's....
"...the problem with pounding a square peg into a round hole is not that the hammering is hard work. It's that you're destroying the peg." ."

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November 2nd, 2017, 2:49 pm #17

"The tunaverse works in dark, mysterious ways: One day you’re swimming upstream with the local school and the next you’re being recovered in the middle of the woods and your head’s gone."

http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/2017 ... ter-woods/
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November 2nd, 2017, 8:39 pm #18

gator wrote:
Thong Extractor wrote: Brilliant hardly describes this brain surgeon. See what 300 years of inbreeding in Rockport does to a population.
Rockport may have inbreeding, but at least we don't have Sefatia! I'll take that all day, everyday my friend!!
You have a point there.
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November 2nd, 2017, 8:43 pm #19

 What is it with the lack of filters on such people?? Glosta is not one big Sicilian family...
"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof." - Christopher Hitchens
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November 2nd, 2017, 8:54 pm #20

Do the voters know that?
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