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Janyel
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June 26th, 2009, 4:34 am #1

Put conversations here.
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LordHuffnPuff
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June 26th, 2009, 4:36 am #2

You: Tingle is a tragic hero Confirm/Deny
Stranger: confirm
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: I'm wearing green spandex btw
You: Are you... Tingle?
Stranger: ....
Stranger: KOOLOOMPAH
tranger: My dad says I should stop being a fairy cause I'm 30, but I said, [OVERHEAT] you dad!
You: Yeah well maybe you shouldn't have listened to the voices at the pond. Mysterious voices are a bad idea 99% of the time.
You: That Uncle Rupee's a devious guy.
Stranger: kooloolalhaloompah!
Stranger: I need to go make fairy dust
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Top that.

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June 26th, 2009, 4:53 am #3

You: touch my tingle tuner
Stranger: k
Stranger: present it
You: dah dah dah daaaaah
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: it looks like it's rotting
You: it's a gameboy with a stick on it
Stranger: your point?
You: no, there's a bulb on the stick
Stranger: and?
You: therefore there is no point
You: duh
Stranger: anon, retarded or high?
You: tingle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

geez what an IDIOT
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June 26th, 2009, 5:42 am #4

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Have you ever been to the moon?
Stranger: i wish
You: It's really nice there...
You: I wish I could go back :\
Stranger: yea u been there
You: I was born there!
Stranger: i see
You: The horizon is beautiful....
You: But lately I hear that we haven't been getting many visitors.
Stranger: there going to blow up the moon actually
Stranger: well not all of it of course
Stranger: but some of it to get moon ice or something
You: The moon is integral to the tides on the planet. Interference with its mass would wreck unthinkable havoc.
You: Nothing significant will be done.
Stranger: there oding it
Stranger: doing
You: It is not significant then.
Stranger: idk i think it will [OVERHEAT] up the tides
You: Then I pity those who live planetside.
Stranger: ur a little weried there aren't u
You: I am not worried.
You: Worry is a sign of weakness.
Stranger: dude i dought the world will end in 2012
Stranger: or anytime soon
You: No, that's when Sealab will start.
You: Or is that 2021?
Stranger: yea
You: The world is just a fleeting dream anyway
You: We're all figments of the imagination of a super-beetle.
You: As soon as he stops daydreaming, we ceace to exist.
Stranger: u could say that
You: So for your sake you should hope he continues daydreaming for a while longer.
You: Don't distract the beetle.
Stranger: i wont
You: How can you be sure you won't?
You: Maybe you'll make a mistake.
You: Maybe you'll slip up.
You: Are you that sure of yourself?
Stranger: why me why not u
You: I'm not in a position where I could distract the beetle.
You: You are.
Stranger: jow
You: Currently, you are at the apex of the beetle's focus.
You: The beetle is watching you.
You: Right.
You: Now.
Stranger: im sure
You: Your sarcasm is overwhelming but I assure you I do not lie.
Stranger: how do u know im using sarcasm
Stranger: maybe i actually believe u
You: You would be wise to.
You: But I have observed homos sapiens for long enough a time to detect when they are using sarcasm.
Stranger: your an aline
Stranger: of course i see
You: Alien?
You: Of course not.
You: I'm something more and less.
You: I'm the beetle.
Stranger: your the beetle
You: I am the beetle.
You: Hello.
Stranger: really
You: As a figment of my imagination, talking to you is strangely self-serving.
You: Don't you think?
You: Of course, you think what I want you to, so such a question is really moot.
Stranger: u actually got me to laugh
You: I believe that you only laughed because I imagined you doing so.
Stranger: i dont think so
You: Of course. I instill you with a sense of disbelief when presented with something unfamiliar.
Stranger: lol
You: Do you know how ironic it is to be told by something you created that it does not believe you exist?
Stranger: well whats my name if u created me
You: What is your name?
You: Your name is whatever I decide it is.
You: For example, if I name you 'Horatio'
You: Then such you are.
You: However!
You: I can be clever as well.
You: I can give you a name but cause you to not believe it, and instead think your name is something else entirely.
You: This is a little joke I enjoy.
Stranger: ok
You: Congratulations: you're the butt of the joke, this time.
Stranger: really?
You: It's quite quantum
You: Even the strings are laughing at you.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: just imagine if everything u said was true
Stranger: that would be crazy
You: It is.
You: You have no way of disproving it.
You: Surely then you must be required to entertain the thought that I am indeed telling the truth.
You: Of course.
Stranger: lol
You: You will not believe me.
You: You will go on, living your life.
Stranger: but i can leave this conversation i will still exist
You: Perhaps you'll remember this conversation.
You: Perhaps you won't.
You: But there's always the small chance that I am telling the absolute truth.
You: And through your disbelief, you throw away more knowledge than humanity has ever had.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so u decided to go on omegle
You: What manifests itself to you as a webpage called Omegle is not neccesarily how it manifests for me.
You: Have you ever felt that you were special, Horatio?
Stranger: lol
You: That you were meant for greater things?
Stranger: no not at allk
Stranger: no not at all
You: Good.
Stranger: never
Stranger: but what if i say yes
You: It does not matter.
Stranger: what if im lieing
You: Your words, once spoken, may not be taken back.
You: They are out there.
You: They have been released and you no longer own them.
You: Tell me Horatio.
You: What do you do for a living?
Stranger: im to young to work
You: Everybody does something for a living, even if it is living with parents.
You: The action of living with parents is what you then are doing for a living.
You: Quite simple, really.
Stranger: fine im a car washer
You: You claim to be a car washer.
Stranger: yes
You: Are you especially bright?
Stranger: not as u would think just average
Stranger: but u made me up apprently
Stranger: so shouldnt u know
You: Quite right I did.
You: But I would like to hear the words from you, not from me.
Stranger: why do u care what i say
You: If you speak them, it lends them a legitimacy that I can not replicate.
Stranger: im just a figment of your imagination
You: Sometimes, imagination is the most important thing in the world.
You: If you take a look you can be in a world of pure imagination.
Stranger: but u need it
You: What you'll see will defy.... explanation.
You: Truly, if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
You: Anything you want to, do it!
You: Want to change the world?
You: There's nothing to it.
Stranger: willy wanka
You: Willy Wonka did not write that song.
Stranger: well he sang it so
Stranger: thats who im thinking of
You: It was written by me, via proxy through a man named Anthony Newley and a woman named Leslie Bricusse
You: It contains a message that I thought to impart to the children I had imagined.
Stranger: im going to go bc i am very tired
You: I wanted to see if I could imagine them.
You: Adapting.
Stranger: ill cya if i ever do u beetle
You: If I could create meta-universes through THEIR imagination.
Stranger: man if this was real it would blow my mind
You: If you imagine a universe, then is it not simply me imagining you imagining a universe?
Stranger: luckely its not
You: You still don't believe me.
You: Such is the world I have created.
Stranger: hellz to the no
You: Cynical.
Stranger: really im cynical
You: The wonder is gone by the time they are old enough to write.
Stranger: u crazy beetle
You: If I ever do create another dreamverse, I will be sure to make its inhabitants more trusting.
Stranger: so your going to destroy mine
Stranger: or keep it going
You: I will continue it for as long as it entertains me.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yea sure
You: I have a very long attention span, Horatio.
You: And time moves differently for me.
You: I can imagine time passing for you in the blink of an eye.
You: Someday, when you are old.
You: If I keep you alive for that long
You: You and I will speak again.
Stranger: fine then change something in this reality
You: I did.
You: But you see.
Stranger: no u didnt
You: Because I changed the reality, you don't notice the difference.
You: It is as if it has always been that way for you.
Stranger: do something i will notice
You: That is beyond the limits of my power. The world is instantly adaptive, not reactive.
Stranger: what but u imagined iit u could do what ever u want
You: Even imagination has to play by rules, Horatio.
Stranger: no way
You: Otherwise you simply have chaos.
You: Chaos is what creates fear.
You: Do you fear?
You: You must not.
You: You must not fear
Stranger: i fear alot of things
You: Fear is the mind-killer.
You: Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration
You: You must face your fear.
You: You must permit it to pass over and through you.
Stranger: is this what u do all the timre
Stranger: u just talk to others and say your a beetle
You: When it has passed you turn the inner eye to see its path.
You: Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
You: Only you will remain.
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: do u just tell others your a beetle
You: I appear in many forms to many people.
Stranger: no more joking
You: I am not joking.
Stranger: no more joking
You: I am not joking.
You: What chooses to manifest itself to you as a beetle may manifest as something very different to another.
Stranger: ok dude i have a crappy life destroy my world
You: You are not the only person I have imagined.
You: And I value the collective more than I value you.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: well it should be the other way
You: If your life is 'crappy' then you should work to improve it.
You: Study hard and work hard.
Stranger: that was a lie u dumb beetle
Stranger: wait did i make u mad all mighty one
You: Lies are a symptom of fear.
You: I do not fear.
You: There is no lie.
You: You seem irritated.
Stranger: your living a lie
You: Calm yourself.
You: You are angry because you fear.
You: Fear leads to anger.
You: Anger leads to hate.
You: Hate leads to.... suffering.
You: Do not fear.
Stranger: u sound more like a philosophers
Stranger: i mean philosopher i mean
You: Surely I would sound like those I create.
Stranger: this is getting annoying
You: Annoyance is the little sister of anger.
You: You are annoyed because of fear.
Stranger: dog spelled backwards is god
Stranger: anything to say to that
You: It is a true statement.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: bye ill never talk to u again
You: Not in this manner.
You: But we will speak again in the future.
Stranger: no we wont
You: Most likely when you least suspect it.
You: Remember the beetle.
Stranger: i will not remember
Stranger: ill try hard not to
You: By saying you will not
You: You will reinforce it.
You: It is basic psychology.
You: I created you that way
You: The harder you try to forget something, the more it sticks in your mind.
Stranger: ur a little annoying
You: You only percieve me that way.
You: In reality, I am not annoying at all.
You: Your perception is tinted.
Stranger: c yya later u dumb ass beetle
Stranger: anything to say to that
You: You can not goad me.
You: You may try, but it is only me speaking to myself in the end.
You: And I know that I do not really mean it.
Stranger: bye bye
Stranger: by the way it was a funny conversation
You: We will speak again.
You: Mark my words.
Stranger: but that will never happen
You: Denial will not change the facts.
Stranger: u mean the opinions
You: Facts.
You: I can see your future and it is a fact that we will speak again.
Stranger: so why did u let micheal jackson die what did he do to u\
You: It was his time.
Stranger: but u said
Stranger: u have to take everybody out as a whole
You: No.
You: I said I value the whole over an individual.
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June 27th, 2009, 2:24 am #5

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Hi my name is Apple and I live in a commune with my sixteen brothers and sisters and everybody tells me I am a bit off-kilter but I do not think so and one of the reasons for this is that I do not use contractions no I do not they are simply something that are not for me.
You: When I was little I would go to the orchard and pick strawberries and then eat them and that reminds me strawberries are red and blood is red hey blood reminds me of vampires omg have you read Twilight?
Stranger: i look like the guy
Stranger: from twilight
You: Twilight is a terrible book and everybody who enjoys it is either a stupid person or wrong I can not understand why any person would enjoy such trash there are plenty of other well-written books out there.
You: Well-written things are something I really enjoy like the Gettysburg Address that is very well written.
Stranger: r u a chick?
You: Gettysburg that reminds me of mountains which reminds me of pumas did you know that the puma is the animal with the most common names (also called a mountain lion, cougar, red panther, catamount, red tiger, deercat, mountain devil, king cat, mexican lion, mountain screamer, silver lion, american lion, brown tiger, deer tiger, florida panther, panther, ghost cat, indian devil, mountain demon, painted cat, painter, purple feather, and red lion.)
You: You do not like me do you.
You: This makes me sad because nobody likes me.
Stranger: i like u
You: Oh goodie I have made a friend I shall name you Hilbert and you shall be my friend.
You: Hilbert have you ever gone camping I adore camping because it is you and the trees and the wilderness and when you are camping you are far away from everything including things that you like so maybe it is not all good to be camping after all.
Stranger: what?
You: See you do not understand me nobody understands me which is why I am sad all the time and now you have made me sad as well Hilbert why do you do this to me.
Stranger: u are weird?
Stranger: but i like u
Stranger: we should [OVERHEAT]
You: Oh Hilbert you are so funny when you say things like that because you know that we would never ever engage in any behavior that would be considered ontoward.
You: Excuse me I meant untoward my fingers do not always agree with what my brain wishes.
Stranger: so u wont [OVERHEAT] me?
You: You know as well as I that such action is quite unbecoming! I sometimes wonder at your sense of humour Hilbert.
Stranger: so ur not guna [OVERHEAT] me
You: If you state the obvious once more I shall have to advise you to have your head examined because it is usually a sign of sickness when a person says the same thing over and over and over and over and over.
Stranger: ur [OVERHEAT]ing weird
You: See I knew you did not like me.
You: I was right I am always right.
Stranger: well wtf
Stranger: ur acting weird man
You: I am acting in a way that is perfectly natural do you not disagree?
Stranger: ur acting like a [OVERHEAT]ing weirdo
You: You do not use proper spelling capitalization or any other things like that I think it is you that is a little peculliar Hilbert.
You: Alas, woe betide me I thought I had made a friend but all that Hilbert wanted was to solicit me for the act of procreation.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u need help.
You: I am help! I help with a good number of things like gathering twigs for our fire and picking strawberries and fetching water from the well.
Stranger: ur [OVERHEAT]ed!!!
You: Such language is certainly uncalled for Hilbert
Stranger: [OVERHEAT] u
You: That was your intention from the very beginning was it not?
You: And you said you were my friend this makes me sad and cry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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June 27th, 2009, 6:41 am #6

THis topic is epic lolz. Huff, ur a natural.
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June 27th, 2009, 9:57 pm #7

convdump

Stranger: hi there
You: hellooo
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 f washington
Stranger: very good
You: ...unless I lied
Stranger: i can never know
Stranger: unless you tell me the truth
You: yeah, I told the truth
You: or did I?
Stranger: did u?
You: definitely
Stranger: good then
Stranger: do u study
You: unless I didn't, of course
Stranger: you play hard
You: no, i am currently not in the process of not progressing in non-scholarly terms
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: hiya
Stranger: snl?
Stranger: sry
Stranger: i mean
You: waht about saturday night live
Stranger: asl
Stranger: tired sry
You: er, i can't really say for federal reasons. incidentally, what cleans up blood?
Stranger: SHUT UP WHEN BILLY MAYES IS TALKING!
Stranger: err
Stranger: umm
Stranger: seltzer
You: ok, i can try that
Stranger: aliace then?
You: do you know if they sell acid that can dissolve bodies?
Stranger: citric acid can do the trick
Stranger: a lot of it
You: hmmm
You: thanks
You: any idea for a rhyming couplet indicating my next vistim? he's a hollywood director
You: *victim
Stranger: no clue
Stranger: but umm
Stranger: i just sent you IP address to the cops and they are now under investigation of your computer is going to be searched
You: well, omegle can't detect IP's, but i appreciate your helpful spirit
Stranger: [OVERHEAT] you i'll rip off your limbs beat you to death with them. Then i'll use your blood as lubricant to sodomize you
You: why? i didn't even killa nyone related to you
You: probably
Stranger: I know your name
You: well, if you say so
You: but i'm using the victim's pc
Stranger: okay enough with this bull [KLOROFOLUN], which pill are you going to take the blue or the red one?
You: neither, i don''t do drugs
You: thanks anyway, i guess
You: hmm, getting kinda late here, gotta pick up that citric acid
You: night
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wait
You: yeah?
Stranger: what's your states fruit?
You: well, again, if I said, the cops'd be one step closer to me
You: pku I don't know
Stranger: i know you live in America so which state :P?
You: frankfurt
Stranger: what about a hot dog?
You: frankfurter, but i have to go
You: see ya later
Stranger: damn you mexican
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHH
Stranger: hay
You: YOU'RE A BOT AREN'T YOU
Stranger: yeh
You: OK
Stranger: asl
You: WHAT IS 9!+8!+7!+6!-5!-4!+3!+2!+1?
Stranger: ur mums fishy fanny
You: YOU ARE PROBABLY THE WORST BOT IN HISTORY OF BOTDOM
Stranger: no ur mum is
You: YOU ARE ALSO BRITISH WHICH IS NEVER A GOOD SIGN.
Stranger: i am not
You: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, AS YOU ARE PROBABLY PROGRAMMED TO LIE.
You: ERE GUVNAH SWEEP YORE CHIMNEY I WILL I WILL!
Stranger: for reproggraming enter 28421@22
You: NO, THAT IS A PRETTY TERRIBLE ATTEMPT AT GETTING ME TO ENTER SOMETHING USELESSLY.
Stranger: it woz the same wen i entered ur mum
You: HAS YOUR BRAIN BEEN REPLACED BY A LARGE PILE OF [KLOROFOLUN], PERCHANCE?
Stranger: ask ur mum
You: HANG ON, I NEED TO READJUST TO YOUR LEVEL:
You: no u
Stranger: ask ur sister
You: no u
Stranger: do u have1
You: no u
Stranger: no
Stranger: how old u
You: no u
Stranger: 12
You: no u
Stranger: 1
You: no u
Stranger: no me wot
You: no u no u no u
Stranger: k game if u say yes ect mean no if u say no means yes
You: that is the worst string of malformed words i have read since your last statement
Stranger: ar u gay
You: no u
Stranger: so that mean yes me ha
You: and that yes means no
You: statement: you are the most retarded hunk of cellulite that has ever been a supreme waste of space and oxygen
Stranger: dont listen wen ppl tel u that
You: ok, the next time someone tells me statement: you are the most retarded hunk of cellulite that has ever been a supreme waste of space and oxygen, i'll be sure to ignore it
You: by the way, you are the most retarded hunk of cellulite that has ever been a supreme waste of space and oxygen
Stranger: dont listen wen ppl tel u that
You: no u
Stranger: k im off to have sex with ur mun
You: i don't have a mom, i'm a bot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 18 f france
Stranger: 18 m usa
Stranger: can i suck ur pussy
You: ooh yeah
Stranger: yess
Stranger: yes............can i strip u with my teeth
You: yeah, im wearing a black mini bikini
Stranger: o la la
You: before we get too into this, where can I send my bill?
Stranger: ur bill? no bill charged her sexy ass
You: in american, 2.37 per post, but i on't include this discussion just for you
Stranger: what
You: $2.37 per post
Stranger: no way
You: maybe you have a paypal account?
Stranger: by the way how good r u on the pole
Stranger: nope
You: very good, and I better be at 42.37 per line
Stranger: pretend im the pole!!
You: so far your charge is 21.33, want to continue?
Stranger: while ur going down me i will lick every sexy inch of ur titttys and pussy
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Stranger: opps!!
Stranger: oops
You: yeah, i like that baby. $26.67
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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June 28th, 2009, 6:01 am #8

Stranger: hi
You: secks
Stranger: I work for the government
You: the FBI, eve?
Stranger: and considering that there are minors on this site
You: no, there really aren't
Stranger: I suggest u stop
You: NO U STOP HUR HURR
You: please, be more original
Stranger: Please don't be a retard
You: please don't use u as you
Stranger: If you don't stop with pedophillic conversation, I will log your IP address
You: yeah, omegle can't do Ip saving
Stranger: Nothing on the internet can't be hacked
Stranger: I was trained to hack
Stranger: do you want to take that risk?
You: trained to hack in the FBI?
Stranger: not the FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: are you sure it isn't the FBI?
Stranger: I'm very sure
You: could very well be the FBI
Stranger: I was trained by the NSA
You: sounds like the FBI to me
Stranger: National Security Association
Stranger: have you never heard of theat?
You: yes, i have heard of threat
Stranger: good
You: or have I?
Stranger: at least you're somewhat American
You: but what if i lied?
Stranger: Then you lied
Stranger: It's not my job to arrest liers
You: and if I didn't?
Stranger: then you didn't
You: you might even say the NSA doesn't arrest people
Stranger: You might say that
Stranger: but you'd be wrong
You: you might be as well
You: what if this was all set up by the patriots?
Stranger: The football team?
You: yes, that is exactly what i meant
Stranger: sir could you explain why a football team would try to impersonate a federal officer?
You: snaaaake
You: EATERRRRR
Stranger: Which is a misdomeanor
You: nsa's the monitors
You: as in monitoring
Stranger: Yes we monitor
You: do you scare because you care?
Stranger: To make sure pedophiles stay away from everyone else
Stranger: I do not scare
You: yes, that is exactly the concern of the NSA
Stranger: I warn, log, and arrest.
Stranger: that is not the only concern of the NSA
You: the NSA is famed for pedophilia arrests
Stranger: no they are not
Stranger: We're more famed for stopping terrorist threats
Stranger: but thank you sir
You: look, next time you try to troll someone, can you at least research government agencies first?
You: just a little?
Stranger: The next time you say "Secks" in a chat with a stranger, can you make sure that they are of age first?
You: is that a "no"?
Stranger: I never said no, sir.
You: are you of age?
Stranger: Sir, I'm not allowed to reveal my age on this website while at my office.
You: is that a "no"?
Stranger: But yes, I am of age.
You: is that a "yes"?
Stranger: Yes, sir.
You: yes, that is a yes?
Stranger: Yes, sir.
You: are you positive?
Stranger: Yes, sir.
You: have you checked your driver's license recently?
Stranger: Look sir, my job inclines me to put up with idiots like you.
Stranger: But if I have to put up with you, could you not be so annoying?
You: are you aware the nsa is in charge of communications analysis and is not federally authorized to arrest, sir?
Stranger: Are you aware that we are?
You: Look sir, my job inclines me to put up with idiots like you.
You: But if I have to put up with you, could you not be so annoying?
Stranger: Interrogation is sometimes necessary to uphold national security.
You: Look, sir, you've been warned. Never mention adult phrases unless you are asured of the stranger's age.
Stranger: What exactly do you do for your career, sir.
You: I work at the Howard County Police Departmen't predator division.
Stranger: What state?
You: Florida.
Stranger: Departmen't, right?
You: typos happen. ponting them out is petty and idiotic.
You: Sir.
Stranger: no Police Department in the country has a predator division.
You: No NSA agent has the authority to do anything besides decode.
Stranger: Besides, if you really are a Law Enforcement Officer, why did you begin this chat with "secks"?
You: I could ask you the same thing.
Stranger: No you couldn't.
You: Of course I could. As a direct quote; "Stranger: Secks"
Stranger: It would appear on your computer as You:"Secks"
You: Lying won't help your case.
You: Sir.
Stranger: Sir, I know for a fact that you are not a Law Enforcement Officer or any other Federal servant.
You: Sir, I know for a fact that you are not a Law Enforcement Officer or any other Federal servant., sir.
You: Did you know that is much more grave than a misdemeanor?
You: Sir?
Stranger: What is much more grave?
You: Imitating a federal officer. Keep up, sir.
Stranger: Really?
You: Yes. A misdemeanor is a minor offense, while a felony such as that is much worse.
You: Sir.
Stranger: Well, considering I am a Federal Officer, I have nothing to worry about.
You: Sir, with all due respect, sir, are you aware that you are extremely bad at imitation, sir?
Stranger: Imitation?
You: Yes.
You: Sir.
Stranger: Are you really a Federal Officer, or Law Enforcement Office?
Stranger: *Officer
You: Both. Sir.
Stranger: Really?
You: Yes
You: Sir
Stranger: What do you work as?
Stranger: What is your job title?
You: Sir, I believe I mentioned it, sir
You: If sir would care to check?
Stranger: There is no such thing as a predator department or division.
You: Sir, that is the tird thing sir has been wrong about. Sir, a misdemeanor is a minor offense, there are multiple dcumented predator divisions, and the NSA has no authority to arrest, only to collect data.
You: Sir.
You: I would advise sir to use sir's head a bit more before attempting something like this again. Sir.
Stranger: If you'll excuse me, sir. It is now 2:00 A.M. here in Washington D.C. and my shift just ended.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sir is a [OVERHEAT]ing moron.
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June 28th, 2009, 2:00 pm #9

Sir wasn't trying as hard as he should have.

He rides across the nation; the thoroughbred of sin.
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Joined: January 22nd, 2009, 10:43 am

June 28th, 2009, 5:35 pm #10

Sir is a fail troll. He didn't even get the MGS refrence.
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